Hope & Faith

Daytime Emmy award winner Faith Fairfield is forced to move into her sister Hope Shanowski's house in the suburbs and immediately wreaks havoc. When Hope's teen daughter Sydney is busted for leaving school grounds to go shopping with Faith, they must hold a bake sale as a punishment. 2003 Touchstone Television

Faith is forced to pay $5000 for burning down the set of "The Sacred & The Sinful" so she decides to become Hope's assistant. 2003 Touchstone Television

Hope and Faith attend their Aunt Dodi's funeral whom they believe stole their mother's heirloom ring. All hell breaks loose when they see her wearing it. Meanwhile, Hayley catches the middle child blues and Charley is having a hard time getting the burglar alarm to stop shrieking. 2003 Touchstone Television

In order to get her high school diploma, Faith has to take after school French classes. She makes Hope take it with her, and, of course, gets her in trouble. Sydney goes on a date with a boy Hope doesn't trust. 2003 Touchstone Television

Hope's last area of sanity, her monthly book club, turns into a wild girls' night out when Faith joins. Hope tries to keep order, but when she finally gets wild herself, the cops are on the scene. Meanwhile Charley takes the kids to an arcade and tries to set a new record playing pinball. 2003 Touchstone Television

On Halloween, Faith meets and falls for a guy named Paolo. Hope, of course, thinks that he is just another idiot, leading her on a spy caper to find out. Back at home, Sydney gives Hayley tips on how to attract her math partner. 2003 Touchstone Television

Country singer Clint Black guest stars as Randy Richter, Hope's high school boyfriend who dumped her eighteen years ago. Faith thinks that the only way for closure is to show Randy Hope's great life. When sparks unexpectedly fly between Randy and Faith, Hope is surprised by her own reaction. Meanwhile Sydney and Hayley work in secret to repair a giant hole they made in their bedroom wall. 2003 Touchstone Television

Regis Philbin joins his morning co-star Kelly Ripa in a very special episode of Hope & Faith. Handsome Hal Halverson asks Faith to star in one of his commercials, for a free car, of course. But what will happen when Hope upstages him? Meanwhile, will Charley remember his first kiss anniversary with Hope? 2003 Touchstone Television

Jack, Hope & Faith's father pays them a visit with his same-age girlfriend. Hope & Faith approve of their dad's new girlfriend, Summer that is until she reveals a secret about being kidnapped by aliens. Meanwhile, Jack wants to test out his skills as a masseur, on a creeped out Charley. 2003 Touchstone Television

At Justin's basketball game, with an idea of good sportsmanship, Hope tries to confront overzealous mom, Sue. The ensuing events land Hope and Faith in anger management, to get out of going to court. Jim Gaffigan guest stars as Brad, the teacher who wants to keep them on the straight and narrow. Back at the old homestead, the kids want to stop mechanically-challenged Charley from fixing the garbage disposal. 2003 Touchstone Television

Faith thinks she's going back to "The Sacred & The Sinful" but her character Ashley Storm has been recast. Faith is disappointed and to help her, Hope suggests directing Hayley's school play. Faith agrees but ends up causing chaos. 2003 Touchstone Television

Charley gets a visit from his family as his brother is getting married to his Swedish fiancee, Astrid. However the following morning, too many drinks with Faith leaves Astrid missing and a player in her place. 2003 Touchstone Television

When Faith catches wind that a high-profile director Nick Spinelli (Fisher Stevens) is planning on shooting a film in Cleveland, she quickly hatches a foolproof plan that she expects will give her that second chance at stardom. Hope and Faith plan a chance meeting with the director at a local diner, but their strategy is turned upside down when they realize they have no money to pay for their dinner. Their ill-tempered waitress, Marge, is less than captivated by their excuses, and the restaurant owner makes Hope and Faith wait tables to earn their meals. But when the elusive director finally shows, Marge decides that an acting career might be better suited to her than to Faith. 2003 Touchstone Television

Hope runs for president of the neighbourhood association, with Faith as her aggressive campaign manager. But Faith's unscrupulous tactics backfire when Hope's opponent, Harry Hannigan, threatens to reveal an embarrassing video from Faith's early career. 2003 Touchstone Television

When Justin accidentally destroys Charley's beloved baseball autographed by Roger Clemens, Faith sets out to replace it with Hope's help. Hearing that Clemens will be in Columbus for a charity game, the two women end up masquerading as reporters in the team locker room to buttonhole Clemens. But when a tenacious security guard gives chase, the women have to hide out in the players' whirlpool tubs. Meanwhile, Hayley leads the family in a sit-down protest when Charley must cut down the tree that holds their treehouse. 2003 Touchstone Television

Hope is thrilled when sparks fly between Faith and Charley's best friend from medical school, Kenny (Kevin Sorbo, "Hercules"), a rugged doctor visiting from Africa. But when Faith announces she's moving with him to Djibouti, a war-torn desert nation, Hope is shocked and decides to give her pampered sister a reality check on roughing it by taking her on a camping trip. Meanwhile Hayley's buddy, Edwin, is jealous of her schoolgirl crush on Kenny. 2003 Touchstone Television

Hope and Faith's attempt to help Sydney results in damage to Charley's prized vintage convertible. In order to get the repair done before Charley notices, the sisters agree to a "prom date" with the mechanics, brothers who went to high school with Hope and Faith and have unrequited crushes on the sisters. Unfortunately the guys are still trapped in 1985, and the evening turns into the quintessential date from hell. 2003 Touchstone Television

When Hope goes to jury duty selection, Faith tries to get picked, looking at it as an audition for a great role. Though only Hope is selected, Faith's antics in the gallery threaten to turn the judicial process into a circus - especially when she retreats to judges' chambers and impersonates one. 2003 Touchstone Television

Olga, Faith's maid from Hollywood, moves in with the family to work for Faith. But when Hope tries to fire her, Olga misunderstands and invites her pregnant daughter to join the family. Soon Hope and Faith's efforts to find the women new jobs end up with Hope and Faith in uniform themselves at a snooty country club that Charley wants to join. 2003 Touchstone Television

Olga, Faith's maid from Hollywood, moves in with the family to work for Faith. But when Hope tries to fire her, Olga misunderstands and invites her pregnant daughter to join the family. Soon Hope and Faith's efforts to find the women new jobs end up with Hope and Faith in uniform themselves at a snooty country club that Charley wants to join. 2003 Touchstone Television

Hope and Faith's depressed dad, Jack (Robert Wagner), returns to visit the girls after being jilted by his fiancee. To lift his spirits, Faith and Mandi (Jenny McCarthy) try setting him up with Mandi's mom. But Jack ends up falling for Mandi instead, to Hope and Faith's chagrin. When Mandi refuses to end the relationship, Faith decides to teach her a lesson by dating Mandi's dad. 2003 Touchstone Television

Faith is nominated for a Daytime Emmy, along with some of her former co-stars from "The Sacred and the Sinful," and flies to NYC for the ceremony with the family. Her mentor, Jacqueline Karr (Susan Lucci, "All My Children"), and ex-producer Laura Levisetti (Susan Flannery, "The Bold and the Beautiful") reveal that they want Faith to return to the soap, bumping her replacement, played by Rebecca Budig ("All My Children"). But in fact Jacqueline and Laura have a nefarious scheme in mind for Faith's return. Meantime, Hope, Charley and the kids are starstruck as they rub elbows with the glitterati. 2003 Touchstone Television

Faith is nominated for a Daytime Emmy, along with some of her former co-stars from "The Sacred and the Sinful," and flies to NYC for the ceremony with the family. Her mentor, Jacqueline Karr (Susan Lucci, "All My Children"), and ex-producer Laura Levisetti (Susan Flannery, "The Bold and the Beautiful") reveal that they want Faith to return to the soap, bumping her replacement, played by Rebecca Budig ("All My Children"). But in fact Jacqueline and Laura have a nefarious scheme in mind for Faith's return. Meantime, Hope, Charley and the kids are starstruck as they rub elbows with the glitterati. 2003 Touchstone Television

Tom Arnold (host of "Best Damn Sports Show Period") guest stars as Bob Thompson, the one guy who really broke Faith's heart -- the two were actually married, and have never officially divorced. When Bob parks his ratty RV in the driveway, their argument about finalizing their divorce ignites into passion and Faith moves in. 2003 Touchstone Television

Faith is obsessed with watching episodes of her old soap, but the replacement actress for Ashley (Rebecca Budig, "All My Children") and love-interest Dillon (Cameron Mathison, "All My Children") find ways to insult her on-air. Fed up with Faith's histrionics, Charley insists that she contribute to the household by finding a job. Hope takes her to Irv Miller, a cheesy, small-time talent agent played by Dominic Chianese (Uncle Junior, "The Sopranos"), who immediately books her for a trade show -- but it's not the fan fest Faith imagined. Meanwhile, Hayley cheats for Sydney to make money for a Mother's Day gift. 2003 Touchstone Television