The Honeymoon Is Over
Season 3, Episode 1 TV-PG
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In the third season premiere episode, Mike and Molly leave their honeymoon and embark on married life together. While Mike is inspired by their honeymoon trip to Paris to change his life and travel the world, Molly wonders how their friends and family managed at home without them.
Vince Takes a Bath
Season 3, Episode 2 TV-PG
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When Vince throws out his back, Joyce conveniently disappears, leaving Mike and Molly to care for him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds struggle to write personalized thank-you notes for their wedding gifts. Actor/Director/Producer JASON ALEXANDER directs the episode.
Mike Likes Cake
Season 3, Episode 3 TV-PG
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Molly is mortified when she reviews her wedding photos and sees that Mike either has his mouth open or his eyes closed in every single shot. Meanwhile, Carl gets jealous when Christina’s ex-husband comes back into the picture.
Molly in the Middle
Season 3, Episode 4 TV-PG
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Mike and Molly decide the time is right from them to start trying for a baby. Meanwhile, Carl gets upset when he learns that Molly is still spending time with Christina after their breakup.
Mike's Boss
Season 3, Episode 5 TV-PG
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Mike is put in an uncomfortable situation when his mom starts dating his boss, despite his many reservations. GERALD McRANEY guest stars as Mike’s boss, Police Captain Patrick Murphy.
Yard Sale
Season 3, Episode 6 TV-PG
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With the house feeling too cramped and crowded, Molly plans a family yard sale to get rid of some of the family’s old junk, but which will get the boot – Molly’s tap shoes or Mike’s old roller skates? Meanwhile, Mike and the guys take Carl on a fishing trip to help him take his mind off his breakup with Christina.
Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
Season 3, Episode 7 TV-PG
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When Mike gets sick for Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly thrilled because she won’t have to cook… until Vince invites his brother, Frankie (guest star JON POLITO), to town for a homemade Thanksgiving meal.
Mike Likes Briefs
Season 3, Episode 8 TV-PG
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When Mike gets nervous after Molly doesn’t get pregnant after weeks of trying to have a child, he turns to Carl and Samuel for advice.
Mike Takes a Test
Season 3, Episode 9 TV-PG
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Does Mike have what it takes to become a detective? Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position on the force, but the stress of taking the qualification exam starts to take a big toll on their relationship. Guest star Gerald McRaney returns as Police Captain Patrick Murphy.
Karaoke Christmas
Season 3, Episode 10 TV-PG
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Even while portraying Santa, Mike cannot contain his frustrations over Molly’s Christmas spending and warns unsuspecting children about the dangers of maxing out credit cards to buy toys. Later, while Molly’s family enjoys holiday festivities at home – complete with Christmas carols on Victoria’s new karaoke machine – Mike and Molly get roped into spending Christmas Eve at church with Mike’s mother and boss, Captain Murphy (guest star Gerald McRaney).
Fish for Breakfast
Season 3, Episode 11 TV-PG
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In an effort to boost their chances of getting pregnant, Molly encourages Mike to join her in giving up caffeine and eating healthier, causing them both to have major withdrawals.
Molly's Birthday
Season 3, Episode 12 TV-PG
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Mike prepares to spoil Molly for her birthday, but his plans go awry after he eats psychadelic gelato made by Victoria’s friend, Tom (guest star DAVE “GRUBER” ALLEN), and goes on an unexpected trip.
Carl Gets a Roommate
Season 3, Episode 13 TV-PG
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Mike begins transforming the basement into a living area for he and Molly to live in, but the construction work is more than he – or his eyebrows – can handle! Meanwhile, Carl invites Samuel to move in with him.
The Princess and the Troll
Season 3, Episode 14 TV-PG
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Mike and Molly encourage Harry (guest star DAVID HIGGINS) to take Victoria on a date for Valentine’s Day, and everyone is shocked when she accepts. Meanwhile, Carl convinces Samuel that they will be able to meet women at the laundromat during the holiday.
Mike the Tease
Season 3, Episode 15 TV-PG
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Mike studies male fertility and visits a clinic to ensure that his “swimmers” are up to the task of starting a family with Molly. Meanwhile, Vince gets a new job selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door.
Molly's New Shoes
Season 3, Episode 16 TV-PG
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Molly enjoys some retail therapy and goes off on a shopping spree after Mike storms off over a disagreement and disappears at the mall.
St. Patrick's Day
Season 3, Episode 17 TV-PG
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Carl and Samuel host a St. Patrick’s Day party in hopes of attracting some lucky ladies. Meanwhile, Molly reveals juicy secrets from her previous St. Patrick’s Day excursions to Mike.
Spring Break
Season 3, Episode 18 TV-PG
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Proving that you’re never too old for Spring Break, Molly joins her sister on a road trip adventure to party with Victoria’s friends from junior college. Meanwhile, Mike pulls some strings with his boss to get assigned some special overtime assignments in hopes of making some extra money.
Party Planners
Season 3, Episode 19 TV-PG
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Even though Mike’s birthday wish is to have his wife and mother get along, Molly and Peggy can’t seem to play nice as they try to plan his birthday party together. Meanwhile, Carl and Samuel compete for the same woman.
Mike Can't Read
Season 3, Episode 20 TV-PG
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After learning that Joyce gave up her artistic talents when she became a mother, Molly decides that she and Mike need to pursue new hobbies before becoming parents. Consequently, Molly encourages Mike to take up roller-skating with her!
Molly's Out of Town
Season 3, Episode 21 TV-PG
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Mike goes on a junk food binge to cope with missing Molly, while she’s out of town for a teacher’s conference. Meanwhile, Carl contemplates leaving Chicago after learning heartbreaking news from James (guest star LAMONICA GARRETT).
School Recital
Season 3, Episode 22 TV-PG
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Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn’t realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme. TIM CONWAY and JIM BEAVER guest star.
Windy City
Season 3, Episode 23 TV-PG
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In the third season finale, Mike and Carl get stuck working at the Renaissance Faire after their boss, Captain Murphy, gets dumped by Mike’s mother. Later, as a tornado descends on Chicago, Mike and Molly each confess important news to each other.
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