Pilot

Series 1, Episode 1 Unrated CC SD

After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he breaks it in an attempt to make it more powerful; more of a "man's" dishwasher. Jill has a job interview, but she doesn't get it and when Tim tries to comfort her, he only makes matters worse. After talking to Wilson, Tim tries again and succeeds.

Mow Better Blues

Series 1, Episode 2 Unrated CC SD

After breaking Tim's torque wrench that has been in the family for twenty years, Mark fears that he will be traded in after Brad and Randy make up a story about "Peter", their former brother that was traded in after he broke one of Tim's flashlights.

Off Sides

Series 1, Episode 3 Unrated CC SD

When she can't find a babysitter, Jill has a magician named Sir Larry Houdini watch the kids while she and Tim go on their romantic dinner. However, Tim is too distracted by a football game to pay attention to her. Meanwhile, the kids lock the magician in a trunk as part of a magic trick...with unexpected results.

Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof

Series 1, Episode 4 Unrated CC SD

Tim puts up a satellite, but at the same time Jill is visited by another man who is helping her with her resume. Tim becomes anxious, and keeps checking up on them while they work. But the man has something to admit after Tim leaves the room.

Wild Kingdom

Series 1, Episode 5 Unrated CC SD

While working in the basement, Tim hears some strange noises. Is it a mouse or is it a creepy crawly snake?

Adventures in Fine Dining

Series 1, Episode 6 Unrated CC SD

Jill doesn't believe Tim could teach the boys good manners, and get rid of their gross antics. So, Jill makes a bet with Tim, and when the day finally comes, Jill is very surprised with what she sees.

Nothing More Than Feelings

Series 1, Episode 7 Unrated CC SD

Jill drives with her oil light on, and Tim feels she doesn't respect the car. He then shares his problem on Tool Time, and two other guys from the audience share their wives' antics, but as usual Tim takes it too far.

Flying Sauces

Series 1, Episode 8 Unrated CC SD

The K&B Construction guys are invited on Tool Time to show how to make hot gourmet meals while on the job site. They use the tools of their trade to make meals anyone would be proud of. At home, Jill is fed up with Brad and Randy excluding Mark from their games so she has a talk with them. Brad and Randy tell Mark that they, along with Tim and Jill, are aliens from outer space. But Mark gets his own back when Tim and Jill dress up as aliens and scare Brad and Randy.

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble

Series 1, Episode 9 Unrated CC SD

Tim decides to put in another sink in the bathroom so his shaving junk won't be in Jill's way, but the project takes longer than he expects.

Reach Out and Teach Someone

Series 1, Episode 10 Unrated CC SD

Tim decides to do a Tool Time special for women to teach plumbing. After being called an idiot by Randy, Brad worries that he will do bad on a test.

Look Who's Not Talking

Series 1, Episode 11 Unrated CC SD

Jill gets stage fright when she has to deliver a speech in front of women at the Library Association. Tim and Mark dress up as women to help her get over her fear.

Yule Better Watch Out

Series 1, Episode 12 Unrated CC SD

Tim competes in the neighborhood Christmas light competition. Mark writes his Christmas list to Santa, but Brad and Randy tell him Santa is dead.

Up Your Alley

Series 1, Episode 13 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Jill have a bowling match against each other and try no to make it competitive, until the K&B Construction guys show up. The boys get in trouble at an arcade.

For Whom the Belch Tolls

Series 1, Episode 14 Unrated CC SD

Jill doesn't want Stu Cutler, Tim's old college friend, in the house. So Tim tries to keep him away but when he gives in and Stu comes to the house, he insults Tim and Jill and belches with the boys.

Forever Jung

Series 1, Episode 15 Unrated CC SD

Karen visits and Tim must stand up to her. Jennifer invites Brad to her parents' anniversary, so Jill teaches him how to dance.

Jill's Birthday

Series 1, Episode 16 Unrated CC SD

Tim gets Jill a lifetime membership to a health care club, until she says she will never exercise again. Brad and Randy spend all of their money on a baseball card, so they make Mark give them a "brother tax" to get Jill a present.

What About Bob?

Series 1, Episode 17 Unrated CC SD

Tim cheats to beat Tool Time guest Bob Vila at a trivia game. Randy pulls a prank on Curtis, a geek at school.

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Series 1, Episode 18 Unrated CC SD

It's Valentines weekend, and Tim makes plans to go with Jill to a romantic getaway. Then on Tool Time, camping equipment is showed off, and Tim says he wishes he could go camping with his family. Mr. Binford then forces Tim to camp that weekend, and Jill isn't very pleased.

Unchained Malady

Series 1, Episode 19 Unrated CC SD

Tim receives a chain letter in the mail, and eventually finds out that Al sent it to him. Tim throws the letter away, and bad luck follows him throughout the whole episode. Randy wrecks his new bike after being dared to do a trick.

Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor

Series 1, Episode 20 Unrated CC SD

Jill tells Tim that he is a bad listener when he doesn't remember her mentioning the opera fundraiser. Brad and Randy try to get Mark to eat a worm while working on a birdhouse.

A Battle of Wheels

Series 1, Episode 21 Unrated CC SD

Jill places her pottery maker in the garage, and Tim doesn't appreciate it. He then accidentally breaks her first creation, which gets Jill very mad. At the same time Al tells Tim how easy it must be to be the host, so Tim lets Al try it, and it isn't as easy as he expected.

Luck Be a Taylor Tonight

Series 1, Episode 22 Unrated CC SD

Al and Robin, Jill's sister, ruin Tim's poker night.

Al's Fair in Love and War

Series 1, Episode 23 Unrated CC SD

Al tries to ask Greta Post out, but when he does he screws up. After Jill finds her old diary, Tim wants to read it. Tim notices that Brad acts different around Jennifer.

Stereo-Typical

Series 1, Episode 24 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Jill have a fight over the volume of the stereo, until the speaker blows.

Read My Hips

Series 1, Episode 25 Unrated CC SD

Jill has planned a romantic surprise dinner for Tim, who is at Big Mike's with Al and the guys from K&B Construction. He phones home and she flirts with him, and he doesn't notice and comes home two hours late. Jill is upset and accuses him of not picking up all the signals she sends. Tim thinks that signals should be clear and dresses up as Fred the phone repairman so he can fix the problem. Brad is wondering whether Jennifer pounding him is a sign that she wants to kiss him.

Rites & Wrongs of Passage

Series 1, Episode 26 Unrated CC SD

Tim still lets Brad off the hook and goes to the planned truck rally after he pulls a prank at school, until he throws bricks at a greenhouse.

Overactive Glance

Series 1, Episode 27 Unrated CC SD

Jill and Karen think that Tim will look at a woman in a restaurant, after he checks out a woman on Tool Time. Randy has trouble playing football.

Groin Pains

Series 1, Episode 28 Unrated CC SD

Tim pulls a groin muscle when trying to impress Jill by carrying a big trunk of books. Randy plays Peter Pan in the school play, but the school doesn't have the necessary machine for him to fly.

Heavy Meddle

Series 1, Episode 29 Unrated CC SD

When Tim throws a party to celebrate putting in the hot rod's engine, Jill decides to hook her friend Karen up with one of the guys coming to the party and ends up ruining Tim's day with a barbeque. Meanwhile, the boys have problems with the McGurn brothers.

The Haunting of Taylor House

Series 1, Episode 30 Unrated CC SD

Brad and Jennifer plan to dress like Raggedy Anne and Raggedy Andy on Halloween, but she shows up with Danny and is instead dressed like him. After Danny tries to ruin Tim's "Catacombs of Terror", Tim scares him with the help of Al and Wilson.

Roomie for Improvement

Series 1, Episode 31 Unrated CC SD

Tim stays at Al's when Mark has the Chicken Pox, because Tim has never had it.

May the Best Man Win

Series 1, Episode 32 Unrated CC SD

Maureen Binford, the new producer of Tool Time, tries to change everything and Tim doesn't know how to stand up to her when Al, Jill, and Wilson are all busy.

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

Series 1, Episode 33 Unrated CC SD

Jill finds Tim's unfinished wills and he must decide whether to fill them out or not. Mark fears that his father is going to die.

Let's Did Lunch

Series 1, Episode 34 Unrated CC SD

Dave has Tim tell Karen that they had lunch that day, even though they didn't. The boys have trouble with the McGurn brothers.

Abandoned Family

Series 1, Episode 35 Unrated CC SD

Tim has trouble running the house while Jill is busy. Maureen Binford wants to change the show again with a section called "Bachelor's Corner" featuring Al.

I'm Scheming of a White Christmas

Series 1, Episode 36 Unrated CC SD

Brad and Randy start collecting money for charity, but they get in trouble from Jill for spending some of the money they raised. Maureen Binford makes more changes on Tool Time.

Bell Bottom Blues

Series 1, Episode 37 Unrated CC SD

Tim complains about Jill having so many clothes in the closet, so he re-organizes it. Brad is embarrassed when Tim hugs him at school.

Howard's End

Series 1, Episode 38 Unrated CC SD

Jennifer's fish dies when Brad watches it. Tim and Jill have a fight over who owns what.

Love is a Many Splintered Thing

Series 1, Episode 39 Unrated CC SD

Jill takes a compatibility test and learns that Tim and her are not compatible. Randy has trouble with his ventriloquist act for the talent show.

Dances with Tools

Series 1, Episode 40 Unrated CC SD

Tim gets Jill ballroom dancing lessons for her anniversary present.

You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts

Series 1, Episode 41 Unrated CC SD

Tim refuses to ask for directions on the way to Sheila's wedding. Jill is understandably aggravated.

Bye Bye Birdie

Series 1, Episode 42 Unrated CC SD

A woodpecker is a pecking pain in the neck for Tim. Brad blames a poor grade on Jennifer who refuses to let him copy her paperwork anymore.

Karate or Not, Here I Come

Series 1, Episode 43 Unrated CC SD

Hoping to boost Mark's confidence, Tim and Jill put him into a karate class. However, a boy starts bullying Mark, leading to a fight between Jill and the boy's mother!

Shooting Three to Make Tutu

Series 1, Episode 44 Unrated CC SD

Tim gets two front row seats to the Pistons game from Wilson, but Jill says he must take Mark to the ballet. Brad and Randy try a cigar while Tim is gone.

Much Ado About Nana

Series 1, Episode 45 Unrated CC SD

Jill's mother, Nana, comes to visit and Tim notices that Jill and Nana don't talk about their problems with each other.

Ex Marks the Spot

Series 1, Episode 46 Unrated CC SD

Al invites Stacey Lewis, Tim's ex-girlfriend, over to the Taylors' house for dinner.

To Build or Not to Build

Series 1, Episode 47 Unrated CC SD

Tim helps the boys with Mothers' Day projects for Jill and Randy does an unsuccessful job on a birdhouse.

Birth of a Hot Rod

Series 1, Episode 48 Unrated CC SD

While Tim is busy trying to get his hot rod to work, Jill calls a repairman to fix various things around the house.

The Great Race

Series 1, Episode 49 Unrated CC SD

Tim puts a piece from a Chinook helicopter in his lawnmower for a race against Bob Vila. Brad and Randy get Mark to eat a tadpole so that he can play with them.

Maybe, Baby

Series 1, Episode 50 Unrated CC SD

Jill's sister Carol is having a baby girl. When they talk about the baby's name and Jill is going through the boys' baby toys, she wishes she could have a baby girl. Tim tells Randy and Brad that Jill always wanted a girl so they tell Mark that Jill wished he had been a girl. This upsets Mark and when Jill wants to bake a cake with him, he doesn't want to. When she finds out the truth, she tells Mark that what Randy and Brad told him isn't true. Tim is also upset because he doesn't want another child. But he feels alright again when Jill tells him that they don't have the time for another child.

Aisle See You in My Dreams

Series 1, Episode 51 Unrated CC SD

At Al's 35th birthday, he wants a wife and kids, so Jill fixes him up with Ilene Markham. Al finds out that Ilene wants kids too, so he proposes to her on Tool Time. Randy and Brad write a letter to Mark pretending to be Isaiah Thomas, so Tim and Jill tell Mark to get revenge.

This Joke's For You

Series 1, Episode 52 Unrated CC SD

Tim stops telling jokes and screwing up on Tool Time after he installs an intercom and hears Randy call him a screw up. Brad wants to read "David Copperfield" so he can talk to it to Jennifer, but he finds out it's not about the magician and Jennifer breaks up with him.

A Sew, Sew Evening

Series 1, Episode 53 Unrated CC SD

Tim has trouble with Joe Morton, his new neighbor, after Joe dents part of his hot rod. Jill becomes good friends with Marie Morton, Joe's wife. Brad signs up for home ec. as his elective to meet girls, but when the other boys in school find out about his plan, it doesn't work out the way he planned.

Arrivederci, Binford

Series 1, Episode 54 Unrated CC SD

Tim is afraid to cry after Mr. Binford, his boss and close friend, passes away.

Crazy for You

Series 1, Episode 55 Unrated CC SD

It's halloween and as usual, Tim is up to his old tricks, however Jill plans a prank of her own. Tim gets flowers from a fan named Rose but soon strange things start happening. She keeps calling him, Wilson thinks she is obsessed with him, Tim tries to hide but it's no use.

Blow Up

Series 1, Episode 56 Unrated CC SD

Tim accidentally blows up a bad picture of Jill for her library fundraising dinner. Meanwhile, Al takes the boys miniature golfing and throws a fit after Brad gets a hole-in-one.

Be True to Your Tool

Series 1, Episode 57 Unrated CC SD

Wes Davidson, the president of Binford, makes Tim promote a bad tool on Tool Time. Meanwhile, the boys go shopping and find a way to save money.

Dollars and Sense

Series 1, Episode 58 Unrated CC SD

The boys buy a remote controlled car with stock bonds from their grandmother.

A Frozen Moment

Series 1, Episode 59 Unrated CC SD

On Thanksgiving, for a perfect Christmas card, Tim builds a Christmas Village and has the family wear costumes.

Feud for Thought

Series 1, Episode 60 Unrated CC SD

At their high school reunion, Jill tries to avoid Joanie Graham, her high school friend who stole her boyfriend, and Tim and Jack try to fix the amplifier. Meanwhile, Al watches the boys and Brad's girlfriend Ashley.

Twas the Blight Before Christmas

Series 1, Episode 61 Unrated CC SD

Slip Sleddin' Away

Series 1, Episode 62 Unrated CC SD

Randy loses a sled race to Vinnie. But after following Tim's advice of racing Vinnie again with a better sled, Randy sprains his arm. Meanwhile, Brad contemplates stopping his saxophone lessons.

Dream On

Series 1, Episode 63 Unrated CC SD

Al doesn't want to come to dinner with the Taylors after Ilene has a dream about Tim riding on a golden stallion in tight bicycle shorts.

Reel Men

Series 1, Episode 64 Unrated CC SD

When Jill is having Ilene and Marie over, Tim goes fishing with Al to get out of the house.

The Colonel

Series 1, Episode 65 Unrated CC SD

Jill feels bad when her father, the army colonel, asks her opinion on his boring book. Meanwhile, Tim builds a hockey puck shooter when Randy becomes a goalie.

Room for Change

Series 1, Episode 66 Unrated CC SD

Tim has Randy move into Mark's room when Randy bothers Brad on the phone.

The Eve of Construction

Series 1, Episode 67 Unrated CC SD

Jill joins Al's team for Habitat for Humanity because Tim thinks married couples shouldn't work together. Meanwhile, Brad finds a locket and gives it to Ashley but finds out it was Marie's.

Too Many Cooks

Series 1, Episode 68 Unrated CC SD

When Irma can't host her show (Cooking with Irma) for a week, she asks Al to fill-in as host and Tim to be his assistant. Tim has a hard time not being the centre of attention, but when Jill shows him that he can assist her, he decides to continue to help Al. Meanwhile, Randy finds it hard to talk to a girl in his class named Beth.

It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims

Series 1, Episode 69 Unrated CC SD

After Tim charms all the women at a baby shower, Jill wants a romantic evening with him, but Tim takes the boys to a Demolition Derby.

Fifth Anniversary

Series 1, Episode 70 Unrated CC SD

Tool Time doesn't have enough money for a big fifth anniversary show, so Tim shows a clip of the first episode.

Swing Time

Series 1, Episode 71 Unrated CC SD

Tim and the boys plan on getting Jill a hot tub for Mother's Day and getting rid of the swing set. But they find the swing set meant more to Jill than they thought and she wants an herb garden instead of a hot tub.

What You See Is What You Get

Series 1, Episode 72 Unrated CC SD

After researching cosmetic surgery on the computer, Jill finds that Tim wants her to have cosmetic surgery. Meanwhile, Tim plays a computer game with the boys and the loser must clean the house.

Reality Bytes

Series 1, Episode 73 Unrated CC SD

Randy, pretending to be thirty-two years old, meets a woman on a singles message board on the computer, and she comes by for a visit. Meanwhile, Tim tries to help Mark with his science project.

The Great Race II

Series 1, Episode 74 Unrated CC SD

After Bob Vila raises more money than Tim for Jill's library fundraiser, Tim challenges him to a race... in his unfinished hot rod.

Back in the Saddle Shoes

Series 1, Episode 75 Unrated CC SD

Jill is laid off from her job, and has plans of going back to college to get her Master's Degree. Tim is doubtful of Jill's idea, and she doesn't appreciate what he's saying to her. In the end, Tim has a conversation with Wilson, and things change right around.

Don't Tell Momma

Series 1, Episode 76 Unrated CC SD

Jill gets a scratch on her car, and Tim is very upset with her, so Tim takes the car in for repairs. Tim drives the car by work, because today they're working outside with cranes, but an incident happens, which leaves the car in the shop for awhile.

Death Begins at Forty

Series 1, Episode 77 Unrated CC SD

Tim begins to become concerned about his health when his 40th birthday nears, and Harry, the owner of Harry's Hardware, has a heart attack.

The Eyes Don't Have It

Series 1, Episode 78 Unrated CC SD

Mark has recently been having trouble at school. Tim and Jill then have a meeting with Mark's teacher, and they begin to get concerned as to what's going on. Tim and Jill, make constant checks on Mark, to see what's wrong with him, and Jill thinks maybe they're neglecting him, but she couldn't be any more wrong.

He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible

Series 1, Episode 79 Unrated CC SD

Tim's brother Marty comes over to tell Tim that he's leaving his wife and kids, but Tim's advice turns Marty against him. Meanwhile, Tim creates a hole in the floor, and Jill has trouble working on her psychology report.

Borland Ambition

Series 1, Episode 80 Unrated CC SD

Harry offers to sell Tim 20 percent of his hardware store (that Harry's brother is selling). Jill doesn't let Tim buy it, so Al decides to purchase it. When Al becomes obsessed with the store, this drives everyone crazy, even Ilene when he skips a date with her, and Tim decides to confront him about it.

Let's Go to the Videotape

Series 1, Episode 81 Unrated CC SD

After taping Jill's speech, Tim accidentally leaves the record button on when he critiques her speech. After Jill sees the video, Tim reads some of her psychology books and tapes a fake conversation with his buddies, complimenting Jill.

Quibbling Siblings

Series 1, Episode 82 Unrated CC SD

Al's favorite Bingo caller dies, so Tim has to replace Al's place on the show, with somebody else. Brad volunteers for the position, and Tim allows him to do it. Randy isn't so pleased about it though, and shows some signs of jealousy.

My Dinner with Wilson

Series 1, Episode 83 Unrated CC SD

At Thanksgiving dinner with the Taylors, Wilson announces he is moving, but Tim gives him advice in the hopes Wilson will decide to stay.

Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher

Series 1, Episode 84 Unrated CC SD

Mr. Leonard, Tim's high school shop teacher, comes to visit, but gets angry and leaves after guest starring on an episode of Tool Time.

Some Like It Hot Rod

Series 1, Episode 85 Unrated CC SD

When Tim has a shot at getting his hot rod in an automotive magazine, Jill becomes busy and accidentally leaves it out in the snow.

Twas the Night Before Chaos

Series 1, Episode 86 Unrated CC SD

Marty and his wife and kids, and Jill's parents come to visit and Tim and Jill try to solve their marital problems. Tim tries to beat Doc Johnson in the Christmas lighting contest.

The Route of All Evil

Series 1, Episode 87 Unrated CC SD

Brad takes on the responsibility of a paper route, but doesn't have enough time on his hands for both the route and his homework, but he doesn't want to quit, because he would upset his dad. Brad pays Mark and Randy to do his extra chores, which leads to some compromise with Tim and Jill.

Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod

Series 1, Episode 88 Unrated CC SD

Tim decides to sell his hot rod and buys one to rebuild. Meanwhile, Jill takes Randy shopping for clothes and he is afraid that Jill will embarrass him in front of someone he knows.

Super Bowl Fever

Series 1, Episode 89 Unrated CC SD

Tim has a Super Bowl party for his friends while Jill is sick with the flu.

Bachelor of the Year

Series 1, Episode 90 Unrated CC SD

When Al is published as one of Detroit's "Most Elligible Bachelor" in a magazine, women begin flocking all over him and he starts to ignore Ilene. Mark has to write a report on the most interesting person he knows, and he writes it on Wilson instead of Tim.

It's My Party

Series 1, Episode 91 Unrated CC SD

At Randy's party, Tim's overpolished dance floor causes Michelle, Randy's girlfriend, to sprain her ankle.

A House Divided

Series 1, Episode 92 Unrated CC SD

Benny, Tim's friend, moves into his aunt's house while she's away. But a gas leak causes the house to blow up and Benny must stay with the Taylors.

The Naked Truth

Series 1, Episode 93 Unrated CC SD

When Marty and Nancy are staying with the Taylors, Tim walks in on Nancy in the shower, thinking she is Jill. Meanwhile, Randy goes to a bar mitzvah and must come home after he splits his trousers.

Talk to Me

Series 1, Episode 94 Unrated CC SD

Tim insults Jill on Tool Time, ruins dinner, and drops her ring down the furnace.

No, No, Godot

Series 1, Episode 95 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Al scalp tickets to a hockey game when Tim can't go, but they get arrested and Jill and Ilene come to bail them out. Meanwhile, Mark paper maches Wilson's face for a school project when he watches the boys while Tim and Jill are gone.

Tool Time After Dark (Part 1)

Series 1, Episode 96 Unrated CC SD

Despite Jill's advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.

Tool Time After Dark (Part 2)

Series 1, Episode 97 Unrated CC SD

Despite Jill's advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.

Sisters and Brothers

Series 1, Episode 98 Unrated CC SD

Carrie, Jill's sister, comes to observe Jill's life to see if she would like to get married. Marty, Tim's brother, moves to Detroit.

A Marked Man

Series 1, Episode 99 Unrated CC SD

Al tells Tim and Jill that one of their boys may have stolen a pocket knife. They don't believe their boys would steal, but they find the knife in Mark's pocket in the laundry.

Wilson's Girlfriend

Series 1, Episode 100 Unrated CC SD

Jill hooks Wilson up for his first date in twenty years and Tim gives him advice.

A Taylor Runs Through It

Series 1, Episode 101 Unrated CC SD

At Jill's cousin's wedding, Tim tries to squeeze in sports for him in the boys. After Jill gets tired of writing her speech for the wedding, she decides to go water skiing with the boys and gets injured.

The First Temptation of Tim

Series 1, Episode 102 Unrated CC SD

Bud Harper, Tim's new boss, wants to replace Al because younger viewers don't like him. Meanwhile, Brad gets detention on the first day of school and detention during detention.

Her Cheatin' Mind

Series 1, Episode 103 Unrated CC SD

After Tim becomes threatened by one of Jill's classmates, he joins her book club.

Jill's Surprise Party

Series 1, Episode 104 Unrated CC SD

When Tim has everyone at the house for Jill's surprise party, she is off looking for an old piano.

Advise and Repent

Series 1, Episode 105 Unrated CC SD

When Jill gets an A on her psychology paper, she starts giving psychiatric advice, which causes Michelle Russell's, Randy's girlfriend's, parents to have marital problems.

Let Them Eat Cake

Series 1, Episode 106 Unrated CC SD

Brad throws a Halloween party for his new friends at school. Meanwhile, Tim, Jill, Al, and Ilene go to an awards show, hoping to win one for Tool Time, but it seems that the winner will be Cooking with Irma, which has won every other award.

The Look

Series 1, Episode 107 Unrated CC SD

Tim gets "the look" from Jill, after spending $4,000 on Pistons season tickets.

Room Without a View

Series 1, Episode 108 Unrated CC SD

Tim turns the basement into Randy's new room so that Randy doesn't have to share a room with Mark.

Chicago Hope

Series 1, Episode 109 Unrated CC SD

Jill plans on having a romantic evening with Tim when they go to Chicago, but Tim's business meeting takes all day.

Doctor in the House

Series 1, Episode 110 Unrated CC SD

Jill, Wilson, and Al are angry when Tim gets an honorary Ph.D., but Tim later finds out that he got the Ph.D. because the college was going to use him, since he had a TV show, to receive additional funding.

That's My Momma

Series 1, Episode 111 Unrated CC SD

When Tim's mother returns, she begins dating Mr. Leonard, Tim's old shop teacher, and doesn't want to spend time with Tim.

Twas the Flight Before Christmas

Series 1, Episode 112 Unrated CC SD

On Christmas Eve, Tim and Al get stuck at the airport on the way to Binford's winter festival. Ilene makes Al choose between her and his mother. Tim and the boys beat Doc Johnson in the Christmas lighting contest.

Oh, Brother

Series 1, Episode 113 Unrated CC SD

When Tim hires Marty to rebuild the Tool Time set, it puts their friendship on the line.

High School Confidential

Series 1, Episode 114 Unrated CC SD

Brad feels jealous when Randy starts taking advanced classes at his school. Tim designs the man's bedroom.

Tanks for the Memories

Series 1, Episode 115 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Jill play each other in a tank driving competition, and Jill wins. However, Tim doesn't congratulate her because he thinks she humiliated him.

The Vasectomy One

Series 1, Episode 116 Unrated CC SD

Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when they agree their family is complete. Meanwhile, Randy is voted "best butt" by the girls at school.

Fear of Flying

Series 1, Episode 117 Unrated CC SD

Mark wants to take flying lessons, but Jill doesn't let him. Jill takes piano lessons. Meanwhile, Tim and Al ruin Bud's car.

When Harry Kept Delores

Series 1, Episode 118 Unrated CC SD

Dolores, Harry's wife, comes to Harry's Hardware and Tim's marital advice causes them to split up.

Eye on Tim

Series 1, Episode 119 Unrated CC SD

When a TV report is done on Tool Time, Jill gets angry when the reporter makes advances on Tim.

The Bud Bowl

Series 1, Episode 120 Unrated CC SD

When Tim and Jill go bowling with Bud and his wife, Tim tells Jill to lose because he's afraid his career will be ruined if they beat Bud and his wife. Meanwhile, Angela, Brad's girlfriend, sets her sister up with Randy.

Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights

Series 1, Episode 121 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Brad get into a fight over Brad's new haircut and the hot rod engine. Meanwhile, Randy doesn't want Jill to help him rehearse for an audition to play Romeo in a school play of Romeo & Juliet.

The Longest Day

Series 1, Episode 122 Unrated CC SD

After a medical checkup, the family finds Randy may have cancer.

Mr. Wilson's Opus

Series 1, Episode 123 Unrated CC SD

Wilson becomes the director of Randy's school play but takes the fun out of it for everyone. When Tim later shows him the aluminum set he built, Wilson doesn't like it and orders him to rebuild a new one.

Shopping Around

Series 1, Episode 124 Unrated CC SD

Tim an Jill see Art, Tim's old shop teacher who's dating his mother, at a restaurant with another woman.

Alarmed by Burglars

Series 1, Episode 125 Unrated CC SD

When Wilson is buglarized, Jill orders Tim to put in a high security system. But instead of them having peace and quite in their house, things get worse when the alarms begin going off by themselves.

Games, Flames and Automobiles

Series 1, Episode 126 Unrated CC SD

Al creates a Tool Time board game, hoping to earn enough money to propose to Ilene. But the game has problems and sometimes catches fire.

At Sea

Series 1, Episode 127 Unrated CC SD

Jill finds Brad making out with his girlfriend in his room. When Jill asks Tim to have a man-to-man talk with Brad, Tim is a little reluctant to do it. Not because he doesn't feel Brad needs it, but because it's something he's never done before with a kid. Tool Time goes to sea in another on-location shoot, with Tim, Al and Heidi boarding the USS Constellation aircraft carrier as part of their salute to engines.

Future Shock

Series 1, Episode 128 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Jill both reminisce about their senior years.

Workshop 'Til You Drop

Series 1, Episode 129 Unrated CC SD

When Bud gets divorced, Tim and Jill go to a couples therapy workshop.

Burnin' Love

Series 1, Episode 130 Unrated CC SD

Tim tells Randy to go for Lauren, who likes cars, but he finds out she is dating Jason, Brad's friend.

Al's Video

Series 1, Episode 131 Unrated CC SD

When Al is the producer of a video, he selects Tim to direct, until Tim gets too bossy. Jill gets a computer.

Whose Car is it Anyway?

Series 1, Episode 132 Unrated CC SD

Jill buys a foreign sports car with money from an inheritance and forbids Tim to drive it.

I Was a Teenage Taylor

Series 1, Episode 133 Unrated CC SD

It's a battle of Halloween pranks. First Tim scares Al, then Brad and Randy scare Jill, then a strange man shows up at the door asking to see the basement. Jill, Tim and Wilson tell the boys that years ago a man named Clifford Warren was accused of killing his brother, but because of his mental problems he was put in an insane hospital. Little do the boys know that it's a Halloween prank. They invite Al to help them pull a prank on their own, but Al and Wilson pull a prank on the Taylors.

Jill and Her Sisters

Series 1, Episode 134 Unrated CC SD

Jill's wild sisters visit to plan their parents' 50th anniversary.

The Tool Man Delivers

Series 1, Episode 135 Unrated CC SD

Heidi goes into labor at the Classic Car Man of the Year awards and Tim and Jill help deliver the baby, while receiving instructions from Wilson on the phone.

The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry

Series 1, Episode 136 Unrated CC SD

Benny isn't allowed on the guest list fo the Thanksgiving dinner party at the Taylor house and Tim gets into the spirit of giving.

Workin' Man Blues

Series 1, Episode 137 Unrated CC SD

Brad gets a part-time job at a sporting goods store and work soon becomes his top priority.

No Place Like Home

Series 1, Episode 138 Unrated CC SD

Tim's brothers help move their mother out of the family home, but Tim takes an immediate dislike to the new owners' plans for the place.

The Flirting Game

Series 1, Episode 139 Unrated CC SD

Jill wonders if flirting with a possible boss will get her employed.

The Karate Kid Returns

Series 1, Episode 140 Unrated CC SD

Everything goes well when Mark uses karate to save Randy from a bully, until the school newspaper gets hold of it. Wilson's cousins, the Beach Boys, come to visit.

Totally Tool Time

Series 1, Episode 141 Unrated CC SD

Swedish buyers consider buying Tool Time for Europe.

A Funny Valentine

Series 1, Episode 142 Unrated CC SD

Tim forgets where he hid Jill's Valentine's Day present. A singer talks about her relationship with Tim's father.

Wilson's World

Series 1, Episode 143 Unrated CC SD

Wilson decides to act more like others after a newspaper critic gives his performance a bad review, saying that he's "out of touch with reality".

Something Old, Someone Blue

Series 1, Episode 144 Unrated CC SD

Before Al and Ilene's wedding, Al tells the guys a secret.

Communication Breakdown

Series 1, Episode 145 Unrated CC SD

When the boys are using the phone too much, Tim has Dennis, Harry's son, install a second line.

My Son, the Driver

Series 1, Episode 146 Unrated CC SD

Jill's worst fears come true when she predicts something bad will happen on the night Brad is first driving. He gets into a small accident but little do they know the accident is a lot more serious than he admits.

Insult to Injury

Series 1, Episode 147 Unrated CC SD

Tim ignores his separated shoulder to break a Bob Vila record on Tool Time with a steamroller.

Family Unties

Series 1, Episode 148 Unrated CC SD

Jill wants to spend quality time with the family, but the guys take her to the hardware expo.

The Feminine Mistake

Series 1, Episode 149 Unrated CC SD

Jill makes Tim act like an equal partner once she finds that Brad's girlfriend does whatever he tell her to. Tool Time does a 3D show.

Taps

Series 1, Episode 150 Unrated CC SD

To keep her father away because of the pressure she's under, Jill fakes an illness only to find out that he died shortly after she lied to him.

The Kiss and the Kiss Off

Series 1, Episode 151 Unrated CC SD

Lisa, the old Tool Time girl, returns and Tim gives her back her old job without consulting Heidi, the current Tool Time girl. Meanwhile Randy and Lauren take their relationship to a new level when they finally go on their first official date.

Quest for Fire

Series 1, Episode 152 Unrated CC SD

Clash of the Taylors

Series 1, Episode 153 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Randy disagree on Binford's environmental policies. Jill gets an internship counseling families.

Room at the Top

Series 1, Episode 154 Unrated CC SD

Jill wants Tim to build her an office in the attic and then changes her mind at the last minute; Tim makes a big deal about it.

Pump You Up

Series 1, Episode 155 Unrated CC SD

Tim pushes Brad after he gets a soccer scholarship. Randy and Lauren, his girlfriend, want to go on another date, but not a double date with two of their friends.

A Night to Dismember

Series 1, Episode 156 Unrated CC SD

Mark decides to do a horror video for his class using different scenes from old horror shows and movies, but Jill and Tim don't like the idea when they sneak a preview at Mark's video.

The Niece

Series 1, Episode 157 Unrated CC SD

Willow, Wilson's niece, comes to stay, which makes it so that Wilson has no time to spend with Tim.

Jill's Passion

Series 1, Episode 158 Unrated CC SD

Ian, a man Jill met at the YMCA gym, asks her out, mistaking Tim for her brother. That night Jill has a dream about him. But after talking to Patty, a friend, and Tim she straightens it out.

Losing My Religion

Series 1, Episode 159 Unrated CC SD

Randy questions his religion. Tim breaks a valuable piece of church equipment.

Thanksgiving

Series 1, Episode 160 Unrated CC SD

The Taylors go to a football game in a box seat for Thanksgiving. But Tim manages to black out all the lights.

The Dating Game

Series 1, Episode 161 Unrated CC SD

Tim takes Al to a club to meet women after they find out Ilene is engaged.

Bright Christmas

Series 1, Episode 162 Unrated CC SD

Tim does the ultimate Christmas decorating display job. Jill is worried when she finds out her mother is dating.

The Old College Try

Series 1, Episode 163 Unrated CC SD

Tim realizes his friends are boring, so he starts hanging out with students half his age.

An Older Woman

Series 1, Episode 164 Unrated CC SD

Brad's getting MARRIED... well, maybe not after Tim and Jill get through with him. The Taylor parents try to make Brad realize that he's not ready for the commitment of marriage to a college girl he just recently met at a party.

Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor

Series 1, Episode 165 Unrated CC SD

Al rents a house from Tim and Tim takes advantage of him as his landlord. Meanwhile, Randy and Brad buy the same shirt.

Say Goodnight, Gracie

Series 1, Episode 166 Unrated CC SD

Tim begins to want to have more children after Marty asks him to babysit one of the twins. After some discussions about his vasectomy with Jill, and some words of wisdom from Wilson, he decides that being able to return the twins after playing with them is the best idea. Mark is still wearing black, but with an added touch (of lipstick) for this episode.

What a Drag

Series 1, Episode 167 Unrated CC SD

On Tool Time, Tim and Al show viewers how to prepare for a severe winter storm. When Tim falls through the gazebo he discovers a small bag of marijuana taped to the underside of the swing. Jill and Tim stake out their backyard from Wilson's to catch the culprit... to everyone's surprise, Brad is caught red-handed with the goods.

Taking Jill for Granite

Series 1, Episode 168 Unrated CC SD

The Taylors do a kitchen remodel, but a surprise is in store when Tim and Jill find out who the installer is.

Futile Attraction

Series 1, Episode 169 Unrated CC SD

Tim becomes suspicious that Heidi and Al are having a hot affair when he finds out she has separated from her husband; he sets out to find out exactly how much of an affair they are having. On Tool Time, Tim adds a little MORE POWER to his golf swing when golf-pro Payne Stewart guests.

Desperately Seeking Willow

Series 1, Episode 170 Unrated CC SD

While staying over at the Taylors, Willow doesn't return home from a club one night... Jill fears the worst and sends the whole family out searching for her. It's Saint Patrick's day on Tool Time, and who better to celebrate with than the boys from K&B Construction.

The Write Stuff

Series 1, Episode 171 Unrated CC SD

On Tool Time, Tim manages to throw himself out a window while doing renovation work. Jill tries to get Tim to help prepare for a tax audit. Brad and Randy become rivals when Brad's article "Hey Yo!" takes the spotlight away from Randy's "Genetic Mutations in the Second Half of the 20th Century."

The Son Also Mooches

Series 1, Episode 172 Unrated CC SD

It's Jill's turn to worry about needing glasses as she reaches middle age. Tim worries that his mother is going to lose money on another of his brother Jeff's business schemes.

Believe It or Not

Series 1, Episode 173 Unrated CC SD

On Tool Time, "Men's Convenience Week" features a visit by Grant Hill of the Detroit Pistons. Wilson becomes upset with Tim after Tim tells everyone about Wilson's encounter with an alien, something Wilson would rather Tim had kept to himself.

Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges

Series 1, Episode 174 Unrated CC SD

Randy's driving, get off the sidewalk! ... Randy doesn't feel that he's being treated fairly when his driving privileges differ from those Brad had when he first got his license. On Tool Time, "Judy's Rat" pulls cable through hard to reach spaces.

Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey

Series 1, Episode 175 Unrated CC SD

Tool Time is revisited by Astronauts Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley, who announce that a Binford tool will be used on their next shuttle mission. Will Tim or Al win the competition to be the one to use the tool in space? Back on Earth, Mark tries to impress a girl by making a dramatic change to his appearance.

From Top to Bottom

Series 1, Episode 176 Unrated CC SD

Jill makes some embarrassing remarks about Tim on a talk show, while he watches it from Harry's Hardware, with all his friends.

Whitewater

Series 1, Episode 177 Unrated CC SD

Jill takes Tim, Wilson, Al, and Heidi on a surprise river rafting trip for Tim's birthday, but he wanted to relax that day. Meanwhile, Brad and Mark try to get a grape soda stain out of the couch.

Adios

Series 1, Episode 178 Unrated CC SD

When Randy is unexpectedly accepted into a year long environmental study program in Costa Rica, Tim and Jill find it difficult in letting go. Meanwhile, on Tool Time, auditions are held for a song lyric contest for the Tool Time theme.

All in the Family

Series 1, Episode 179 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Jill's plans to spend some time together are interrupted when Tim's brother and Jill's sister announce that they are an item.

Taylor Got Game

Series 1, Episode 180 Unrated CC SD

While Brad studies for his SAT's, a friend of Wilson's offers him the chance to play professional international soccer in Europe.

Al's Fair Lady

Series 1, Episode 181 Unrated CC SD

Jill is concerned when Al's new rich girlfriend keeps buying him extravagant gifts in order to keep him in the relationship.

Bewitched

Series 1, Episode 182 Unrated CC SD

At a Halloween party Tim encourages Wilson to break up with his girlfriend, who claims to be a witch. But, after he dumps her he mysteriously disappears. Tim blames the witch but when the police arrive Tim is accused of Wilson's disappearance.

Not-So-Great Scott

Series 1, Episode 183 Unrated CC SD

When Tim overhears Jill saying that one of her patients is having an affair with Heidi's husband, Tim has trouble keeping it from Heidi.

Tim's First Car

Series 1, Episode 184 Unrated CC SD

When Tim's first car is destoyed before his eyes in a junkyard, Jill decides to find him a replica of it. Meanwhile, Mark helps Brad make a video for his college applications.

Mr. Likeable

Series 1, Episode 185 Unrated CC SD

Tim becomes unhappy when Al stars in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild. Meanwhile, Mark tries to get the affection of the most beautiful girl in his class by listening to her talk about her problems.

Thanks, but No Thanks

Series 1, Episode 186 Unrated CC SD

Tim invites his brother Marty and his twins to live with him when he discovers that Marty and his wife Nancy are separated.

Home for the Holidays

Series 1, Episode 187 Unrated CC SD

Randy returns from Costa Rica for Christmas only to discover the changes that have taken place in his absence and that life has gone on without him.

Ploys for Tots

Series 1, Episode 188 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Jill try to teach Marty the best way to parent when one of the twins keeps throwing tantrums to get her own way.

Chop Shop 'Til You Drop

Series 1, Episode 189 Unrated CC SD

When Brad finally gets his first car he spends virtually every moment with it until it is stolen and stripped for parts. Tim becomes obsessed with proving who stole it, so he and Al go undercover at a salvage place to find the thieves.

Home Alone

Series 1, Episode 190 Unrated CC SD

Tim gets preoccupied when he is left alone to write his book.

Knee Deep

Series 1, Episode 191 Unrated CC SD

Brad blames Tim for possibly ruining his soccer career when he injures his knee after tripping over a rolled-up carpet during a Tool Time shoot at the house. The magicians Penn & Teller appear on Tool Time.

Mark's Big Break

Series 1, Episode 192 Unrated CC SD

Tim commissions Mark to make a video to celebrate the completion of his hot rod. When Tim is disappointed with the result, Mark films a new version - with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning."

Young at Heart

Series 1, Episode 193 Unrated CC SD

Jill is angry when Tim spends too much time with his new female mechanic near their anniversary.

Love's Labor Lost (Part 1)

Series 1, Episode 194 Unrated CC SD

Plans for a ski trip are put on hold when Jill needs an emergency hysterectomy. Tim helps her face the situation, but becomes frightened when complications arise during surgery.

Love's Labor Lost (Part 2)

Series 1, Episode 195 Unrated CC SD

Tim waits for news on Jill's surgery. Jill will be fine, although she had to have her ovaries completely removed, not partially as was first thought. Jill's mother comes to visit to help with her daughter's care and with her mood swings.

Neighbors

Series 1, Episode 196 Unrated CC SD

Tim and Wilson's friendship is tested when Wilson wins $10,000 and decides to build an elaborate greenhouse in his backyard - which blocks the Taylor family's view.

A Hardware Habit to Break

Series 1, Episode 197 Unrated CC SD

Harry announces that he is retiring and selling the hardware store. Tim organizes a fundraising party for the store, but ends up buying it himself. But when the customers dry up, Tim begins to wonder what he is doing wrong.

Loose Lips and Freudian Slips

Series 1, Episode 198 Unrated CC SD

Jill's thesis is before the committee. During Mark's student film viewing, Jill's psychology professor sees Jill criticize him and Jill is worried that this will affect the thesis committee's decision.

Trouble-a-Bruin

Series 1, Episode 199 Unrated CC SD

Troubles brew on Tool Time when Bud mandates that no non-Binford products are to be used on the show. Brad has to decide whether or not to play soccer earlier than he is scheduled to when he has an opportunity to play in front of a UCLA scout.

Dead Weight

Series 1, Episode 200 Unrated CC SD

Tool Time continues to be a "jewel" despite the continued excess presence of the Binford name. Things rapidly turn sad when Al decides to take his mother out to dinner to tell her he's going to get married... and she has a heart attack and dies.

The Long and Winding Road (Part 1)

Series 1, Episode 201 Unrated CC SD

Tool Time's new producer, Morgan, stages a Jerry Springer style fight on the show. When he refuses to stop degrading the show, Tim quits. Jill's psychology professor offers her a great job - in Indiana.

The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)

Series 1, Episode 202 Unrated CC SD

As Tim and the Boys drive to school, they reminise about some of the memories they have over the past eight years.

The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)

Series 1, Episode 203 Unrated CC SD

Tim records his finale Tool Time, with a host of guests - and a pregnant Heidi. Morgan offers Tim more money and an executive producer credit to stay with the show, but Tim rejects his offer. Jill makes a decision about the Indiana job offer. Wilson and Tim take down their fence to make more room for Al and Trudy's wedding. Harry and Delores return for the happy occasion, while Benny, Marty and Jeff bet on the outcome. The Taylor's decide to go to Indiana, taking their house with them in the ultimate home project - or is it just a figment of Tim's imagination?