Friday Night Dinner

Adam and Johnny find Martin acting even stranger than usual when they arrive for dinner. Adam's song is on the radio, but Martin's odd behavior distracts everyone. Finally, Jackie confronts Martin while the boys' prank texts go a bit overboard.

Jackie's plans to watch the Masterchef finale are thwarted by an unwelcome houseguest and an ill-timed pickup of the family's old sofa.

Grandma has come for a visit and Jackie's nerves are tested by her mother's attitude and her sons' pranks. Adam and Johnny head to a pub to take the edge off until they run into a familiar face and find themselves in a sticky situation.

Jackie's friend's son is getting married, and the boys are expected to go to the wedding. Will Johnny bring his imaginary girlfriend? Martin sets up a bonfire in the backyard to burn his old junk, but more than expected ends up charred.

It's Adam's birthday and with Jackie injured, Martin is put in control of dinner - this goes about as horribly as expected. Adam isn't shocked to find that his birthday presents don't exactly match his wish list.

Adam arrives at his parents' house to find everyone dressed up for a special guest-his mom has set him up on date - at a family dinner! Everyone does their best to embarrass him, both accidentally and intentionally.

When Jonny finds Adam's old diary, he learns a terrible secret: when Adam was 11, he secretly dumped Jonny's beloved 'Pandy' panda bear toy in the outside bin, never to be seen again. This unleashes a war in the house, with Jonny threatening to destroy Adam's equally beloved old rabbit toy, 'Buggy'. Fights rage in every room, with Mum and Dad unable to control their two twenty-something sons, who have become 13 again. Desperate to hide his precious comfort toy from his angry brother, Adam gives Buggy to just about the worst person possible, neighbour Jim.

The boys are excited, because Grandma is coming for dinner, and tonight she's bringing her new boyfriend. 82 year-old Lou Morris is a horrible, vain man, who sports a trilby, a Hitler-ish moustache, and is obsessed with cleanliness. None of the family can see what lovely grandma sees in him. Dad can't stand the man and hides in his shed - happy to rifling through his box of fossils. But none of the family are quite prepared for what happens when Mr Morris suddenly loses his temper.

To get out of cleaning the loft with Dad and Adam, Jonny claims to have dislocated his shoulder. But when Adam discovers he's lying, he threatens to tell Mum immediately. Meanwhile Mum and Dad are not on speaking terms. There's been a terrible argument. Dad tells the boys that the reason - much to their horror - is 'sexual'. Mum's best friend - Aunty Val, comes round for dinner to lend Mum moral support, as Mum's argument with Dad escalates. What is Mum and Dad's terrible secret? And will Mum and Dad find out all about Jonny and Adam's secrets too?

Dad is very excited. He's just bought a new fax machine. Jonny, who's an estate agent, has been given a company car - the uncoolest car possible. Mum soon learns that Jonny bagged the car because he'd been sleeping with his boss, the much older Liz. Meanwhile Mum has put Dad on a diet - 'no chocolate, no cheese, no cakes' for two weeks, but Dad has made the boys smuggle in food for him, which he keeps hidden in the downstairs loo. Later a drunk Jim pops round with his dog Wilson. Then returning from a 'family spin' in Jonny's car, the family find something awful has happened to their house.

Jonny is in a real pickle. He wants to split up with his 43-year-old girlfriend/boss, Liz but is too scared to do so. Adam, meanwhile, is happy to keep teasing him about her age. Grandma offers Jonny some advice - 'Take her out dancing' - before showing him how to dance in the kitchen. Meanwhile, Dad has been drying fish under the stairs, then Grandma gets locked in the boot of Adam's car. How will they get her out? And as if that isn't bad enough, Jonny's girlfriend, Liz turns up at the house.

The boys come home to find the house in a real state. The builders have been in, and everywhere they look, there's mess. On top of this, there's a mouse in the house, and Mum is hiding in the shed. Dad - who's clueless in the kitchen - is left in charge of dinner. But when Jim pops round to see if he can help around the house, something quite terrible happens to him, and Mum is forced - out of guilt - to ask Jim over for dinner. This is Jim's happiest moment ever - finally, his first ever Friday night dinner with the Goodmans. Dad and the boys are livid with Mum for asking him round.

Adam finally brings a girl home for dinner, but the evening is ruined when the family suddenly have to look after 8 year-old Katie, who has a massive girlie crush on Adam.

Dad's been secretly hiding a dead fox in the outside freezer, as he wants to get it stuffed. But when mum needs to use the freezer, dad enlists the boys in a desperate attempt to hide the dead animal from her.

The family are distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr Morris, her horrible 85 year-old boyfriend. Meanwhile, Jim is collecting money for charity, whilst dressed in full dog costume, complete with doggy testicles.

Mum and dad's anniversary is ruined when Dad paints a painting of mum that looks like Margaret Thatcher, Jonny gets a tattoo of a skull, and Jim sleep-walks around their house, causing havoc.

Dad's bought a piano, and the world's most sarcastic piano tuner comes round to tune it. Meanwhile, the family spot Aunty Val having an affair. What should they do?

It's grandma's wedding day, and she's getting married to the horrible Mr Morris. The family are distraught, but will Grandma really say 'I do'?

Dad accidentally invites someone who he used to hate round for dinner: an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?

It's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out.

Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married.

Adam has been staying at Mum and Dad's all week, but with Mum fussing over him so much, he's started behaving like a little boy. And Jim passes his driving test - after 15 years.

Today is Uncle Saul's funeral. Dressed in black, the boys come home to be welcomed by Dad's mother, Grandma Goodman, aka Horrible Grandma. The boys hate Horrible Grandma. In fact the whole family hate Horrible Grandma.

The boys arrive home to find a 'For Sale' sign in front of the house. They enter to find mum showing a couple round the house. Mum promises them they are not selling, they're 'just seeing'. The boys aren't convinced.