Keeping Up With the Kardashians

When Kim moves into her gorgeous new mansion, she becomes obsessed with keeping it in pristine condition. So when Kris decides to throw her a big housewarming party, Kim gets worried when the party grows out of control. Will she learn to loosen up and have fun, or will the mess be too overwhelming for her to handle? Then, Kourtney needs to decide whether or not she can continue living with Khloe when she refuses to let Scott on her property, and Bruce throws a spontaneous vow renewal ceremony for him and Kris.

Eager to get Kim back in the dating scene, Kris makes it her mission to find her newly single daughter a new man. After hunting around for potential prospects, Kris ends up setting Kim up on a blind date with an Armenian professional athlete. Will Kim agree to go--or will her unrealistic standards for a man hold her back from finding love? Meanwhile, Khloe grows extremely frustrated with her family when they keep trying to bribe her for Lakers playoff tickets.

Khloe is torn when she realizes she has lost her seven-carat engagement ring and opts not to tell Lamar. However, the tables turn when Rob and Lamar find her ring and decide to teach her a lesson about lying. Meanwhile, Kris and Bruce get into a bitter battle over the newly designed garage. Bruce feels Kris is taking over his only space in the house, while Kris thinks Bruce doesn't appreciate all the work she has put into their home. When both refuse to back down and Kris kicks Bruce out of their bedroom, Kendall and Kylie worry their parents may be headed for divorce.

Concerned with Kim's growing popularity and her safety, Kris convinces Kim to take on professional security to accompany her to events. But when Kim finally meets her hot Australian bodyguard Shengo, she starts to develop a serious crush on him. Will she be able to keep it professional--or will she end up mixing business with pleasure? Meanwhile, Kris alienates Kourtney when she berates Scott in front of the family, and Khloe tries to teach her husband Lamar how to swim.

With her 30th birthday coming up, Kim starts to become fearful of aging. After her mom teases her about having wrinkles, Kim decides to try Botox to get rid of the lines around her eyes, but she ends up having a bad physical reaction to it that ends up making her more self-conscious than before. Meanwhile, the family discovers that Kris is a closet smoker and Kourtney is determined to get her to quit. She cooks up a plan to have Kris catch her 14-year-old daughter Kendall with a cigarette. Will this end up being Kris' wake-up call--or will Kourtney's plan drive Kris to smoke more?

When no one in Kourtney's family makes an effort to attend Scott's birthday party in Las Vegas, it pushes her to consider moving to New York with Scott. Kourtney and Scott decide to go house hunting in Manhattan, but when her family finds out her plan, they must rally together to convince Kourtney to stay in Los Angeles. Kris plots a surprise birthday party for Scott thrown by the whole family--but is it too little too late? Meanwhile, Bruce struggles with getting Kim's dog Rocky neutered.

Khloe's incessant teasing of her brother Rob and best friend Malika pushes them to plot a prank against her. The two devise a plan to pretend they really are dating to push Khloe's buttons--but will their plan go too far when they tell Khloe they're moving in together? Meanwhile, Kris gets the opportunity to realize her dream of working in the music business when she's asked by a friend to help manage the pop group BG5. But when she declines the offer to focus on managing her family, she becomes emotionally torn and worries that she made the wrong decision. Will she end up taking on more than she can handle?

As Mason goes in for his six-month check-up, Kourtney realizes that she wants to have another baby so her kids will be close in age, like her and Kim. But when Kourtney becomes obsessed with getting pregnant, Scott feels that she's taking all the fun out of the process, leading to struggles getting intimate in the bedroom. Meanwhile, tensions arise between Bruce and 12-year-old Kylie when she breaks the rules by inviting a boy up to her room. Bruce has a hard time accepting that Kylie has male friends, while Kylie thinks her dad is being too overprotective. But when Kylie runs away without telling her parents, will Bruce realize he may have come down too hard on her?

Unhappy about getting older, Kris starts to feel down on herself about her looks and hires Storm, a hot personal trainer, to help her get back into shape. Bruce becomes concerned when Storm arrives at the house and starts hitting on Kris, but Kris dismisses his feelings until others point out that she may be taking her flirtatious relationship with Storm too far. Then, Kim's competitive streak gets her into trouble when she loses to Kourtney during poker night and is forced to cater to her needs for a day. But when Kourtney abuses her power over Kim, will it cause a permanent rift in their relationship?

Kourtney breaks the news to the family that there's an opportunity to open a Dash store in New York City, but her excitement fades when she finds out Khloe won't be able to come and Kim can't commit to being there full-time. Worried she'll be left to manage everything on her own, Kourtney threatens to bow out of their Dash stores completely, even threatening to close their original Calabasas location. Meanwhile, Scott attempts to bond with Bruce, and Kim agrees to go on a date with Dallas Cowboys football player Miles Austin.

Khloe celebrates her birthday on a yacht in New York City with family and friends, while Kourtney continues to weigh the pros and cons of opening up a new store in the Big Apple. Kris decides she's fed up with Bruce's homebody attitude and leaves him behind in Los Angeles, but Rob takes on the challenge of getting him to let loose during a night out with his boys in Hollywood. Meanwhile, Kim parties it up with football player Miles Austin (with the paparazzi not far behind) and her ex Reggie Bush becomes jealous when he finds out that she has moved on.