Bump in the Night

Bumpy is after a particularly juicy sock. Unfortunately, an ambulatory glove is after the same sock. No way, no how is Bumpy gonna let some glove get his sock. What follows is a madcap, no-hold-barred chase all around the house. After various thrashings and collisions, Bumpy finally gets the upper hand, but then finds out what the glove wants the sock for - to make a nest for her cute little baby gloves! Bumpy, an ol' softy at heart, lets the momma glove have the sock in the end. / Squishington thinks that getting kissed by a princess will turn him into a prince. With the help of his bosom's buddy Bumpy, he sets out to try and kiss a Cute Doll, with dire results. In the end, after being smooched by Princess Bumpalina (Mr. Bumpy in disguise), Squishington learns that he had the "heart" of a prince all along. / Karaoke Cafe Song Don't Trash This House

Bumpy is chased, pummeled and forced to wear a tuxedo by the Cute Dolls in order that his friend Molly Coddle can go to a tea party she has her heart set on. In the end, although Bumpy almost dies of boredom (literally), things come out all right as he and Millie make a shambles of the party and prove that no good deed goes unpunished. / Karaoke Cafe Song School's Out

Bumpy accidentally insults his best bud Squishington. Oh, woe! Bumpy would do anything to right his wrong, so he hatches a plan to go back in time and undo his mistake. But on the way, he must face past versions of himself, and a complete inability to not insult Squish over and over again. In the end, he learns that a simple apology is best...but only after tampering with the very workings of Time - the Fourth Dimension!!! / Squishington has a cold, and Mr. Bumpy vows to cheer his pal up by doing a magic trick - pulling a rabbit out of a hat! Unfortunately, nothing goes right. First, the hat won't open. Then, instead of a rabbit, Bumpy yanks a really honked-off rabid squirrel out of the hat. And finally, our hero must confront a giant hairy land squid!! Can even Houdini escape this? Maybe, but what about Bumpy? / Karaoke Cafe Song Things You Make Me

Destructo is accidentally "programmed" to silence anyone making too much noise. Unfortunately, Bumpy's throwing a party. It's obvious that either there's going to be noise, or Bumpy's gonna be trashed, or both. Much "fun" ensues. / Squishington has the cleaning jones. He is gonna clean every single germ out of his bathroom, if it's the last thing he does. And it just might be. When he and Bumpy shrink themselves down to the microscopic level to disinfect the germs mano-o-germo, things get pretty rough. A cute girl germ gets the hots for Squish, and he must fight off her amorous advances as well as the father of all germs, the giant killer amoeba, or he and Bumpy will be nothing but virus droppings. Karaoke Cafe Song Picking Up The Pieces

When Bumpy wants money desperately, he gloms onto the phrase A Penny For Your Thoughts, and begins thinking furiously. Loa and behold, pennies begin to fall from heaven. Bumpy turns into a regular Al Einstein. He's rich!! Unfortunately, once started, he can't stop thinking like King Midas, Bumpy's wish turns into a nightmare. Will Bumpy think of a way to stop thinking before he's permanently tattooed with Lincolns? / Molly Coddle makes a "new woman out of herself, piece by piece. First a gorilla arm, then a hairdryer arm, then the leg of Action Man. Suddenly, Molly is no longer the sweet wonderful comfort doll she always was, but a horrible power-crazed monster doll!! Will good triumph over evil? Will kindness win out in the end? I don't know, after all, this is Bump In The Night. Karaoke Cafe Song Socks

Oops! Bumpy has mistakenly eaten the Boy's homework and must brave a whole slew of dangerous story problems that involve out-of-control locomotives, the Closet Monster, and turning himself inside-out, in order to set things right. Will the Bumpster survive the rigors of modern mathematics? / When Bumpy finds an old smoking pop bottle, he's absolutely positive there's a genie inside. There isn't, just a wise-cracking, confident silverfish named Phil, who's willing to take advantage of Bumpy's gullibility to get a nice meal, some new clothes and all the comforts of home. It works, up until the end, when bumpy finds out that if you work for those things you wish for, you can get them...even if you don't have a genie. Karaoke Cafe Song Good Golly Miss Molly

Poor Squishington, he's become an outcast, a refugee, another statistic in the ever-escalating problem of homelessness. Yep, the plumber's come and uprooted the blue guy's toidy, and he has no place to stay. Hey, but what are friends for? Bumpy lets his bosom buddy stay with him. Great, right? Wrong!! Squish is trying so hard to be nice and helpful to Bumpy, that he's driving our hero out of his gourd. It's the Odd Couple with a couple of the oddest monsters around. Will Bump and Squish's friendship go the way of the buffalo? Stay tuned. / Bumpy and Squish play "Hide and go Freak," a game where you turn your head inside out, make your scariest face and frighten the bejeebers out of your surprised playmates! The boys want to get Molly in on the game, but she's a comfort doll and is built to hug, not frighten. She finally stumbles onto a way to turn the tables on her scary pals, and reduces them to quivering wrecks, winning the game and having a ball in the process! Karaoke Cafe Song Everybody Bump

Molly gets the bright idea of becoming a doctor, so she sends away for a mail-order course in basic medicine. Unfortunately, Bumpy eats the course!! In order not to dash his friend's hopes, he quickly replaces the swallowed medical instructions with manuals from various other technical journals auto repair, gardening, cooking. When Molly tries to put her new found knowledge into practice on her first patient Squishington, trouble is the prescription for the day. Can Bumpy right his wrong before Squish becomes another check mark on a Health Insurance Form? / Bumpy's ordered a really cool, neato, humungous toy robot from the back of a breakfast cereal box. Boy, is it gonna be great! Squishington is kinda worried though. The robot looks very big, massive and threatening. To Squish's relief (and Bumpy's bummer), the robot, when it arrives, turns out to be a little cute mechanical droid, not a big, threatening robot. Unfortunately, late that night something big and threatening is howling to the skies. Is it the giant? And how did it get in the house?! No one will believe Squish, because all they see is the cute droid. A dark and terrible secret is revealed at the end, but you'll have to watch it to find out what. Karaoke Cafe Song Sorry Blues

Bumpy hates babies, no ifs ands or baby butts. Babies and Bump just don't mix. So what happens when our warty green hero becomes the caretaker of a little, lost, ootsy-wootsy-cutesy baby snail? Maternal bonding, that's what. Bumpy becomes a mom-surrogate extraordinaire! He and the little tyke rollick and play and basically get nauseatingly cute. But when the Momma Snail returns, Bumpy's heart is going to be broken... / Bumpy's gone gum greedy. He's chewed, spewed and swallowed every stick and wad in the house. And he wants more. When he discovers that gum stays in the stomach for over seven years before being digested, he reaches down into himself to get it. But wait, this warps the very fabric of space, and an awesome black hole is created, one that will swallow the Earth if Bumpy doesn't let go of the gum. Can Squishington, braving the "Fantastic Yucky Voyage" inside Bumpy, convince his friend to let go of the gum? Hardly. Looks like the Earth is doomed. Karaoke Cafe Song Why Do You Like Me?

Aliens bent on invading the Earth accidentally abduct Bumpy; woe is they. Bumpy fouls up their invasion plans, destroying their killer robot and making the aliens feel mighty alien, before finally crash-landing the flying saucer smack dab in the middle of the boy's room. Only Elvis Presley could make things worse. Hey, who's that on the horizon with a guitar strapped across his back? Why, it's... / Heavens!! The boy can't sleep, and if he can't sleep, his Mom says he's gonna turn into a zucchini!!! Not that!! Well, Bumpy isn't gonna let that happen to his hero, his idol, the giver of all things dirty, gooey and wonderful. Nope, no way, not in a million years. Unfortunately, no matter what Bumpy tries, it only keeps the Boy more awake - obviously, since the Boy's hearing Bumpy. What to do? What to do? It is up to the Bumpmeister to make the ultimate sacrifice go up against the Closet Monster, in the hopes of letting his Boy get some shut eye. Karaoke Cafe Song Gotta Have It

Squishington's stomach is ticking! Bumpy thinks it's a bomb! Squish is not happy. Bumpy risks life and limb to protect his buddy from any sudden jars and jerks, while at the same time trying to defuse, and/or get Squish to un-swallow the bomb. Squish is trashed in the process, despite all of Bumpy's best intentions. In the end, it turns out it wasn't a bomb all along, but a clock! Ha-ha, the joke's on Squish and Bump - until the clock explodes!!! / Squish hates his face. He thinks it's worthless and boring. "Who would want a face like this?" Well, when our blue guy accidentally wipes his face off onto his washrag, we find out who would want his face. Silverfish! Yup, Squishy's face is valuable. Possibly the most valuable thing the Silverfish could have they all but worship it! Now Squish must somehow convince a whole subbasement full of hostile silverfish to give him back his face. Just goes to show that one's man's face is another man's icon. Karaoke Cafe Song New Neighbourhood

Molly Coddle is a comfort doll extraordinaire. Yup, there isn't anything she can't comfort, or so she feels. "After all," she says, "it's my job." Unfortunately, Molly takes on more than she can chew (or comfort), when she tries to succor the impossible the Closet Monster!! Will Molly survive? Only if Squish and Bump give her a hand. / Bumpy has a problem he can't stop eating socks. He's a sockaholic!! He enlists the aid of his pal Squishington to break him of this terrible habit. But to no avail. When Squish finally puts his own life on the line in order to save Bumpy, and end is in sight - but whose end? Karaoke Cafe Song Hugs

The tables are turned when strange radiations mutate a harmless slice of bread into a slavering, feeding-frenzied, piece of terror toast! Our heroes, Bumpy and Squishington must scramble for their very lives. Fortunately, in the end, Bumpy knows which side the bread is buttered on and defeats the heinous whole wheat. / Mr. Bump is turned into a baby and sentenced to time in the Big Crib. In a film noire parody of every prison movie ever made, bumpy must survive in the brutal babies' world of high chairs, patty-cake and dirty diapers. Along the way, he must take on the head honcho Big Mike, the Pacifier King. But even if he survives that, will he live through The Burping?? Karaoke Cafe Song Go Away