Married...With Children

Al gets tickets to a big basketball game. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al's old girlfriend has gang trouble. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Bud's attempts with women fail miserably. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al's horoscope predicts good luck for him. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Marcy needs to give a speech for her bank. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

On Halloween, Al is left to face Death. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

After Kelly is rendered temporarily insane by a horde of Peruvian Stinging Beetles, Al returns home from work to announce that he will be hiring a new employee to sell handbags at the store. Though vowing to take care in his selection, Al immediately offers the job to the first attractive, albeit not-to-bright, woman who applies. Then, after Marcy brings Jefferson in and insists he be given the job, she has second thoughts about his working when she spots him with an attractive customer. When a recent Polk High School graduate and football star comes in to apply for the job, Al is taken by Aaron's claim that he is still considered a hero at the school. Explaining how marriage ruined his future, Al decides to give the job to Aaron, but worries after finding that he wants it because he is getting married, too. So, concerned that Aaron is throwing his future away, Al takes the young man aside to give him the benefit of his years of experience. Counselling him not to do it, Al then takes Aaron into the mall for a look at all the meek, miserable, married men there waiting for their wives. But, after meeting Aaron's fiancee, Al has second thoughts when he learns she likes football, cooks and has a job. However, when Aaron takes Al's advice and breaks off his engagement to Angie, he arrives at the Bundy's to show off Meg, a new girlfriend who bears an eerie resemblance to Peggy. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al fights back against women's liberation. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al skips the theater for a sports bar. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Feeling ignored, Buck runs away. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al is accidentally circumcised. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al misses the D'Arcy's Christmas party. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Peggy's gift to Al causes quite a stir. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

With his parents going away for a family reunion at the First Annual Wanker County Olympic Games, Bud feigns illness in order to stay home for a date with the never-say-no Naomi. But, while planning on having the house to himself on Saturday night, he is surprised when Kelly announces she needs it for the filming of a public service announcement which encourages young children to read. However, after Bud agrees to take Naomi out for their big night, Kelly quickly abandons her ruse when her new boyfriend Gunther arrives to spend the evening. As Bud is failing to interest Naomi in the bed he hastily constructed on the front porch, Gunther's cigar accidentally sets the Bundy's couch on fire. Panicked over what their mom will do when she discovers that her pride and joy has been burned beyond recognition, Kelly begs Bud to help ward off trouble --especially after Peggy calls claiming to have had an eerie premonition about the couch. So, armed with pictures of their former sofa, Bud and Kelly set out to find another just like it, only to learn that their parents are coming home a week early. After Bud refuses to shoulder all the blame for the fire, Jefferson reveals that the only other couch like theirs is owned by a lonely and insane furniture maker living in a shack deep in the woods. Shown a picture of what she needs and claiming it was one of his few attempts to go commercial with his business, Mary agrees to hand over the couch after making a deal with the desperate Kelly. So, while Peggy and Al return to find the couch present and accounted for, they are surprised to discover that their bed is mysteriously missing. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

After admiring the apple he has so painstakingly tended and sending Bud for some gardening supplies, Al notices that it is missing and immediately calls the police to file a complaint. When Jefferson arrives eating an apple and Al protests that it is his, he is reminded that it was on the D'Arcy's side of the fence. To settle the dispute, Marcy suggests that they have a survey done to determine where the property line really is. So, when he arrives and Peggy notes how much he resembles Danny Bonaduce of TV's "The Partridge Family", the surveyor claims that she is mistaken before telling Al and Jefferson that their fence is meaningless when it comes to defining the property line. After the surveyor leaves on the Partridge Family bus, Al and Jefferson are left to settle the dispute after it is determined that the tree actually belongs to the D'Arcys. However, as Jefferson and Marcy are celebrating victory, they are surprised when Al claims part of their backyard as his own. Then, after Al refuses to accept the apple tree in exchange for their barbecue, Jefferson cuts off Peggy's cable TV, causing Al to sever the D'Arcy's phone line in retaliation. So, when Jefferson and Marcy erect a toll booth at the end of Al's driveway and refuse to let him pass without first paying $1,500, he attempts to drive across the lawn only to discover that they have planted tire-piercing steel spikes in the grass. Fighting back, Al tells a building inspector (who looks suspiciously like Gary Coleman) that his neighbors have an illegal driveway -- one he originally constructed of old women's shoes. So, after insisting that the D'Arcy's be penalized with a $5,000 fine, Al returns to keep Peggy entertained until their cable service has been restored. Though Jefferson congratulates Al on his ingenuity and removes the toll booth, Marcy uses dynamite to blow up the driveway. But, after Al retaliates by jacking up their house, Jefferson borrows a neighbor's rocket launcher and completely destroys both homes. Finally, despite Peggy's success in getting them to make up, upon spotting another apple on the ground, Al and Jefferson start their struggle anew. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al's Dodge nears the million mile mark. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Bud finds a long-lost Valentine's day card. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al fights to keep his old football field. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When the Bundy's inherit a refrigerator full of food from their late Aunt Stumpy, Peggy and the kids decide to keep it a secret from Al and hide it in the garage. Coming home from work angrier than usual, Al complains about the mall manager's threat to take away his prized parking space because of his rudeness to a customer. So, faced with losing it if there is one more complaint before the end of the month, Al pledges to be nice in order to keep his spot. Meanwhile, when Al claims to smell food, Peggy, Kelly and Bud all insist that it must be Buck. Although Aaron offers to handle all the store's female customers in order to keep him out of trouble, Al claims to have his sarcasm under control. But, when Marcy hears of his predicament, she arrives at the shoe store ready to goad Al into breaking his pledge. Though he manages to avoid Marcy's trap, Al is unable to contain himself when an unusually fat customer comes in for shoes and he ends up without losing his prized space. So, at a meeting that night of the "No Ma'am" gang, Al speaks out against the injustice he suffered for simply speaking his mind and persuades his friends to call on their hero, Ironhead Haynes, to lead their fight -- all the while oblivious to Peggy and the kids as they retrieve food from their hidden refrigerator After setting out for Illinois highest peak, the home of Ironhead Haynes, Al discovers that he is the only one in the club with the fortitude to complete the exodus to meet their idol. Bestowed with the club's gifts upon him and asked his advice, Ironhead claims there is nothing he can do to remedy the situation and sends Al back to solve his own problem. Upon returning to where he left his friends waiting and revealing that Ironhead told him to just take what he wants, Al heads home where, upon finally discovering the refrigerator, he pigs out. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Peggy needs Al to get home from work early. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al auditions for a sports trivia game show. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When Peggy returns with the wrong batteries for their flashlight, Al insists on getting them himself and ends up stranded in a long line waiting to pay. So, as Peggy leaves him with her cartload of Christmas decorations to go wait outside, Al makes the mistake of letting an old woman ahead of him in line, unaware of just how much she is planning to buy. Worried he won't home in time to see "Hondo," Al switches lines, only to find Marcy is there ahead of him. Yet, finally making his way to the cashier, Al's exit is foiled again when a problem with the store's computer paralyzes the checkout process and locks the doors. Meanwhile, after returning from the park, Buck is terrified by the prospect of a game of Frisbee with Kelly and Bud. With ninety minutes left before the movie, Al frantically looks for a way out as Peggy waits outside along with store's young computer expert. So, when the other customers settle around a barbecue to wait, Al joins them and spins a yarn about the good old days before there were computers to make his life more difficult. However, after grabbing a cash register in frustration and throwing it at the door, Al is accidentally hit in the head and knocked out. Finally regaining consciousness at home, Al learns that he not only missed the movie but that he is also being charged for the damaged computer, while Buck's voice throwing skills allow him to get revenge on Kelly and Bud. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al's an environmental hero and celebrity. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Kelly's football romance affects a wager. © 1994 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.