Two and a Half Men

2003 • CBS
4.3
2.88K reviews
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Season 8 episodes (16)

1 Three girls and a guy named Bud
9/20/10
On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
9/27/10
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"
3 A Pudding-filled cactus
10/4/10
Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
10/11/10
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.
5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
10/18/10
Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
10/25/10
Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY -- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).
7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
11/1/10
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.
8 Springtime on a Stick
11/8/10
Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).
9 A Good Time in Central Africa
11/15/10
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan's former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.
10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
11/22/10
Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.
11 Dead from the waist down
12/6/10
Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.
12 Chocolate diddlers
12/13/10
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).
13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
1/3/11
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
14 Lookin' For Japanese Subs
1/17/11
Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
2/7/11
In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie's love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid "affair."
16 That Darn Priest
2/14/11
Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.3
2.88K reviews
Connie Sewell
August 1, 2015
Charlie Sheen was the man for the job. Having said that, I think that Kutcher is doing the best he can with what he is given. Berta (Conchata Farrell) is, of course, flawless and right on time.The fact of the matter is that Sheen is irreplaceable in this role and the show dynamic just begs for his brand of funky, drunken wit. Sorry Lorre, it just ain't the same; but with one glaring exception. The finale is easily the best series end I have ever seen. Hands down.
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Jon Doh!
May 25, 2014
They really destroyed the show by replacing Charlie Sheen with "what's his face". Plus, they have ruined Alan's character completely! The writers have gotten worse and worse. The original show was crude, but funny. But then. they went to downright crass, disgusting and utterly stupid when they changed everything. Without Charlie, the new show really stinks. I only watch the reruns with Charlie Sheen. I'd even prefer to watch old reruns of M*A*S*H than the new version of Two and a Half Men.
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Lillian Cellitti
December 10, 2014
I still can't believed that they replaced Charlie with Ashton! Doesn't make a good fit. He did better in "That 70's Show". And I don't like the other guy anymore, I don't like him so much, that I don't know his name! After Charlie got fired, the show just sucked. I can't believe they have 12 seasons of that trash! Ashton doesn't fit in. And is that creepy weird woman still there? The one that climbs through the balcony.Any way, the show sucks now.
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