The Velocipastor

A Man of the Claw. - After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. truly a beautiful piece of cinema

A classic! Sure to garner a cult following if it hasn't already. From the budget-friendly special effects to the amazing writing, it's hard to go wrong with this film. Warning.. it does get gory at times, but the dollar-store special effects take a lot of the edge off. LOL!

Omg I am dying of laughter. This is pure gold!!!