The Angry Birds Movie

I had some hopes for this movie, but i knew it was going to suck. The movie directors and writers have somehow taken a nostalgic 2009 mobile game and turned it into a horrible adventure filled with obnoxious characters. The plot is too predictable and the designs are semi-mediocre. Because the jokes were so dry, it made Death Valley seem like paradise by comparison. There were also way too many curse-word substitutes and innuendos for a PG rated film.

It's a movie that is better the less you think very deeply about it. Seriously. Nobody but the "angry" bird acts normal, the swear substitutions and noises from every step taken were so frequent that they were distracting, and that eagle pee scene was just so... desperate, as if the writers were so peeved that they left this act of shock humor in out of spite. And it goes on and on that it even annoyed the kids I was babysitting in the theater. The climax scene was... okay so a few of the birds that helped out were caught in that massive explosion. Just, now. I saw worse but this is still a terrible movie.

They included the joke this sucks and not in a good way(#fellatio), i saw it in the American trailer...people must not have gotten the point it wasn't a kids movie nor is the game necessarily meant to be played by kids when they stole it...the fact it was even successful is improbable and due to the devils attack as I and many other people have many ideas that are better. The end result is that the barriers to entry and the cost associated to marketing are still far too high...sponsored by: www.2ry.it