Taken

Oh yeah you know what's time it is Taken One Liam neeson plays no games in this no holds barred extravaganza watching g this movie is like having a conveyor belt full of boots kicking your ass for ninety minutes you look at the screen and you're like "damn did Schindler's list actually do that?" When he's pulling like 8 ft spinning back kicks wide open pop this DVD in and you will be written off for like three days whenever he called the dude and said "I'm gonna get you you buddy [deep chewing noise] ahhh" I collapsed immediately when I heard that, I had to call my parents to make sure that Liam neeson wasn't on his way to fracture my Hershey hole. I left my light on for the next three nights and spent the hours of 10 pm to 5 am pointing a 45 caliber handgun directly at my bedroom window just in case qui gon jin wanted to try something stupid. So a couple nights in I thought I heard Taken outside my window so I emptied the clip. Turns out that it was a false alarm and I redecorated most of my street with feral raccoon chunks. when I was eventually arrested and I told the cop "dude I can explain i just watched Taken (2009)" and he's like "I told you [explosive cough] I was gonna find you donkey I'm Liam neilson" And I was like damn I just got "Taken" (wait for laughter)

Amazing movie. If you are thinking about watching the sequels after this, I'd recommend skipping two and watching the third.

Need many more movies like this ! So many real stories out there that need to be heard and brought to light. Enough with creating the already created!