Schlong Story

Real romance is a little more complicated, especially when you get what you wish for! Buff gym trainer and serial womaniser Rich (Cam Gigandet, Twilight, Easy A) literally cannot keep it in his trousers. That’s okay though, because he blames all his relationship screw ups on his penis. It’s not his fault, right? So when the latest girl kicks him out, he wishes his penis would just go away. Big mistake! He wakes up to find his wish has been granted - his schlong has completely vanished and what’s more, it has now become a real person who will stop at nothing to mess Rich’s life up, including his budding romance with the beautiful Lindsay. Without his penis, Rich doesn’t stand a chance at love, or does he? One thing’s for sure, after being forced to finally deal with his ego, life will never be the same again!