Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

According to Google Play I can buy this movie in HD for $20. Under the impression that this movie is worth it's weight in antimatter I decided to give it a go: wow, I'm glad I did. THE ACTING: holy F WORD can they make Tim Allen a convincing santa clause he looks like he just came down my chimney (not a sexual joke), and filled my stocking (also not a sexual joke). He looks like he wants to give me a wrapped package this christmas (I would like to reiterate that I am not gay for Tim Allen) THE STORY Tim Allen with that elf that looks like that piece of human garbage from polar Express attempt to save christmas from Martin short who wants to kill santa clause in his sleep. Santa loads the chopper like his name is Paul Senior and puts jack frost on ice THE SOUNDTRACK I didn't know there were this many Papa Roach songs!? THE VISUAL EFFECTS: mind boggling they actually froze Martin short !? Nope ! That is just the computer making him look like Jack Frost !! And the santa clause no WAY they could make Tim Allen that sizeable they call this the escape clause but he can't escape the sugar cookies!!! Also Tim Allen once got arrested for trafficking a shitload of cocaine in Kalamazoo Michigan

The third and final movie of this holiday trilogy begins to lose its charm and appeal. They go a bit out of bounds and over-the-top. I'm glad they stopped here. It's still fun to watch, but doesn't have nearly as much charm and appeal as the first two.

Sure, there are a few punny moments in here, but if you need an hour or so time to kill and you like Tim Allen, you'll probably enjoy it.