San Andreas

Good production. If you like disaster porn then this is for you. The only credit worthiness of the plot, characters, and script is the attempted skills and knowledge of Blake, `Murica Man's daughter, even if it was all fault able (get it?). Also, there were some cute one liners, but they were completely out of place. Otherwise this should only been seen by your amnesiac uncle who doesn't know what good writing is. He'll think Segal looks even handsomer these days.

Worst acting, worst direction, most corny plot. This movie is worse than others because it seems to want to mascarade as a good movie. It could easily be turned into a "Scary Movie" type franchise if it realised that it really was a complete joke! I like Dwayne and wanted to like this movie, but impossible.

Mostly so poor that even the pretty good special effects and the Rock can't save it. Regularly feels like a SyFy channel movie. 2012 is more enjoyable.