Mean Machine

2002 • 99 minutes
4.7
34 reviews
34%
Tomatometer
R
Rating
Eligible
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Vinnie Jones is Danny Meehan, a football superstar who had it all: the money, the fast cars and the super model girlfriend. But now he's all washed up and when he's put inside for punching a cop things go from bad to worse. The football mad commissioner organises a one-off game -- the wardens against the inmates -- and he's got to turn a bunch of out-of-shape reprobates into a winning team.
Rating
R

Ratings and reviews

4.7
34 reviews
Kenneth Eschete
August 16, 2019
Was actually pretty decent. I didn't expect much going in since it is obviously just The Longest Yard, which has been made twice already(though I would stick with the Burt Reynolds classic and not bother with Adam Sandler), with Soccer as the sport in the story instead of American Football. Worth a watch though
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Nick Kosmides
February 13, 2022
Excellent British adaptation of The Longest Yard. Love Jason Statham as the untamed lunatic turned goalie, remains untamed through nearly the entire movie. Full field goal!
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elissa thurber
August 14, 2019
great movie!
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