Jack And Jill

From time to time again, Adam Sandler makes yet another atrocious movie in the name of "comedy" as this unappealing disaster marks its spot for worst movie of the year. Like most people, we still have hope for another great Adam Sandler movie, but it's hard to except that this past comedic giant has reached his peek a little over a decade ago.

Product placement, dead jokes, and horrible acting, oh my! It's an Adam Sandler movie, which already means that it's awful. The first scene of the movie is Jack (Adam Sandpaper) downing a bottle of Pepto Bismol, then they fill the whole screen with as much of it as possible. The rest is just a blur of flat jokes and fart sounds. Finally, it ends with Al Pachino doing a shameless Dunkin Donuts commercial. Do not watch this. It's not like Birdemic, where it's laughably bad, it's just dull, boring, and actually a chore to get through.

This is a special film, with a rare disease known as the "Batman and Robin Effect"- where a movie is so unbelievably god-awful that you cannot continue. I stopped at around halfway in. I would rather gouge my eyes out with my own fingernails, pour salt in the wounds, and set myself on fire while being in a dumpster covered in fresh dogshit and surrounded by Donald Trump's toupees than see this film.