Fifty Shades Freed (Unrated)

Loads of "after school special" resolutions aided in making this movie seem as if it were trying to cross numerous genres to ill effect giving it the worst quality of a jack of all trades. Again surprised by the horrid song selection that makes all of these movies more like Fifty Shades of Grey's Anatomy and shocked to see Danny Elfman behind it all. The first movie was quite good but suffered the same problems on a much smaller, manageable scale. This one culminated into the shameless cash-in on a popular book series for which Hollywood has created a tradition.

I commend them for what they were trying to do and the author's success but I really think this movie, the whole set exactly, should have stayed a book. It was way more exciting much more Interesting as a book. I understand how she couldn't have put everything in the movie that was in the book. But the most important parts that were needed for understanding, that should have been in the movie, were cut out. The crop job was bad.

Please tell them to stop licking each other across the body. It is making me think of somebody licking hot dog and having oranal sex playing in the back ground of two loves in which; I don't understand why it has to be so X-term. Please also remember Fifty Shades are for woman that have a happy hour and have more than just one mood. I don't approve of this as accurate results to how love really plays out.