Eric Damann
Quite literally the WORST, most incredibly amateur, plotless, miserable farce of a film i believe i have EVER had the misfortune and poor judgment to choose to watch in my entire life, and i mean that sincerely. In fact, i had to watch it in it's entirety purely out of morbid curiosity - i had to make doubly certain it really was as ridiculous and poorly written, produced, acted, and released as i had suspected within the first 3 minutes. Here is where it exceeded all expectations. Unbelievable.