Cabin Fever

Had this been released in 1985 or so, it would be pure genius, but as it stands? Meh. Watching this movie is like watching captive chimpanzees pretend to shave like a human. Interesting for a fleeting moment, and then it is just bad actors aping what would actually be quite a terrifying experience, yet doing nonsensical things that merely advance plot points. In a post-Evil Dead moviescape, this would have worked better as an homage.

Eli Roth is textbook example of a terrible director who may love horror movies but who can't make a decent one to save his life!!! Cabin Fever, Hostel, and Green Inferno all prove he is all about the gross out and disgusting but incapable of providing real scares or feelings of true terror!!!

This movie almost made me want throw up! Rider Strong played a good role in the hit 90's sitcom, "Boy Meets World". But this movie FAILED, The ending was kinda weird...