Rules of Engagement: The Complete Series

Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) are a 20-something couple who have gotten engaged and moving in together after just seven months of dating. Meanwhile, their neighbors Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) who have been married twelve years try to set a good example and shed some insight - and fear - about marriage. Offering yet another perspective is Adam's best friend Russell (David Spade) a life-long bachelor, who will never grow up and take life seriously. Mike Haukom and Tom Hertz wrote the episode directed by Andy Ackerman.

Audrey (Megyn Price) hosts a lavish party for Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) birthday against his will, but he goes along in order to get his "birthday deal," a secret gift Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Russell (David Spade) are eager to discover. They have their own ideas about what it could be, leading Adam and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to set up deals of their own, which Adam begins to regret after Jeff plants unsavory seeds in his mind about what Jennifer might request. Ted Wass directed the episode written by Tom Hertz.

After Adam (Oliver Hudson) has too many restless nights sleeping in Jennifer's (Bianca Kajlich) small bed, he brings home the bed he shared with his ex-girlfriend which causes a fight and leads them tossing out all memories of past relationships. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) is surprisingly jealous after Jeff (Patrick Warburton) takes her up on a bet that can't get a woman's phone number even if takes off his wedding ring and coaching from Russell (David Spade). Ted Wass directed the episode written by Jon Sherman.

After Adam (Oliver Hudson) buys an expensive video-game console, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) makes him promise to discuss major purchases first, but Russell (David Spade) interferes and makes Adam question the agreement. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) accuses Jeff (Patrick Warburton) of being more emotionally involved with sports teams than with her. Ted Was directed the episode written by Linda Videtti Figuerido.

Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer's (Bianca Kajlich) plans for a romantic weekend fall apart after they argue about their different feelings towards careers, finances and kids. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) is having second thoughts about why she and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) have waited so long to have children and Russell (David Spade) has a close encounter with an older neighbor who helped him celebrate his 18th birthday. Jessica Walter guest-stars. Tom Hertz wrote the episode directed by Ted Wass.

Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) tries to help Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) sore neck with a massage until the situation between them becomes uncomfortable and upsets Audrey (Megyn Price). Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) brings Adam (Oliver Hudson) along to help him fight off a school yard bully so Russell can get close to the teacher. Ted Wass directed the episode written by Tom Hertz.

Adam (Oliver Hudson) is surprised when Jennifer (Bianca Kalish) confronts him about not yet setting a date all the while knowing he has a surprise of his own all planned. Meanwhile, after hearing about Jennifer's dilemma, Audrey (Megyn Price) surprises Jeff by making quilt out of his old t-shirts but regrets her gift when he doesn't stop telling the stories that are behind the shirts. Russell (David Spade) can't figure out his new date (guest star Maggie Lawson) when all of her conversations make sexual references and she won't sleep with him. Ted Wass directed the episode written by Barry Wernick.

Adam (Oliver Hudson) enjoys stealing the attention of Russell's (David Spade) female admirers, prompting fiancée Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to lay down the law and Russell to seek revenge. Meanwhile, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) learns an important lesson about sleep deprivation after being left to revisit his college days in the guest bedroom, as Audrey (Megyn Price) sets out to teach him the consequences of snoring. Written by: Steve Holland Directed by: Gary Halvorson

A surprise visit from Audrey's (Megyn Price) sister Barbara (guest star Heather Locklear) opens a window of opportunity for Russell (David Spade) to prove that beauty is more than what meets the eye - or at least a function of personality and good strategy. Meanwhile, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) commiserate on their loss of "personal" time, until fiancée Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) inadvertently puts an end to Adam's mourning.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) tackle marital communication issues while Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) discover whether creating a home-made "videotape" will spice up their love life. In the meantime, Russell (David Spade) makes an attempt at "text dating" but realizes that some things are better left imagined or better yet, unspoken. Written by: Tom Hertz Directed by: Gary Halvorson

In an effort to beef up their social agenda, Audrey (Megyn Price) persuades Jeff (Patrick Warburton) to double-date, which inadvertently puts the rules governed by the "guy code" versus the "marriage code" to the test. Meanwhile, Russell's (David Spade) strategy to score a date at work forces Adam (Oliver Hudson) to evaluate his own moral code and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to pick sides. Written by: Mike Haukom Directed by: Mark Cendrowski

Russell (David Spade) realizes the cost of dating a "bag lady," while Adam (Oliver Hudson) experiences the social peril of yielding to Jennifer's (Bianca Kajlich) wishes and sporting a "man bag." In the meantime, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey's (Megyn Price) extravagant effort at creating a buzz around their love life leads them to discover that the intimacy of a married couple is not a hot topic of conversation. Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Directed by: Gail Mancuso

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) is given an opportunity to "live it up" during a night out on the town, landing Russell (David Spade) in hot water and Adam (Oliver Hudson) to reflect on the details surrounding his impending nuptials. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) invites Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to a wedding and experiences a surprising upside to the last "stage" of her husband's drunkenness.

In an effort to capitalize on his commitment to Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), Adam (Oliver Hudson) convinces Jeff (Patrick Warburton) to host an engagement party, which ultimately provides a lesson in "giving" and "receiving." Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) gains an unsolicited insight into her sister Barbara's (guest star Heather Locklear) single life where Russell (David Spade) finds himself unsuspectingly beaten at his own game. Written by: Tom Hertz Directed by: Mark Cendrowski

Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Audrey (Megyn Price) practice their match-making skills and inadvertently end up date-less while Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) score financial gain in the process. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) tries a new tactic at "fixing himself up" and finds that staking out a building can generate unanticipated results.

A visit from Adam's (Oliver Hudson) free-spirited mother (guest star Peggy Lipton) puts Jennifer's (Bianca Kajlich) patience to the test and teaches Russell (David Spade) an embarrassing lesson about "art." Meanwhile, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) find themselves enjoying alternative forms of entertainment as a result an involuntary television deprivation.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) invite Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to join them on a romantic getaway. All is well until the true motivation behind the invitation is made clear... and it's not all friendship. Meanwhile Russell's (David Spade) choice of attire for a magazine interview raises eyebrows. Written by: Tom Hertz Directed by: Andy Ackerman

Despite a warning from Russell (David Spade), Adam (Oliver Hudson) hires Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to design a new brochure for a client - but he soon finds out that business and pleasure don't mix. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) feels neglected when Jeff (Patrick Warburton) finds out some news that has him boasting about his bedroom prowess. Written by: Steve Holland Directed by: Gail Mancuso

Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) drive to be labeled an "optimal male" on his life-insurance physical leads him to some extreme behavior, while Adam's (Oliver Hudson) over-friendliness with an ex-girlfriend unsettles Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) attempts to lend Russell (David Spade) a helping hand to impress a girl (guest star Josie Davis) at a charity dinner.

Russell (David Spade) puts on a show to impress his father (guest star Geoff Pierson) when he comes to town, but both he and Adam (Oliver Hudson) learn the meaning of a parent's tough love. Meanwhile an "accident" in their apartment forces Adam and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to invade Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) bathroom.

Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) attempt to practice fiscal responsibility as they consider buying their apartment. Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) offer to write their letter of recommendation, but end up making matters worse when they have a run-in with the landlady. Meanwhile Russell (David Spade) is forced to find a new dive when a waitress at the diner turns out to be one of his scorned ex-lovers.

Russell (David Spade) reluctantly agrees to host a photo shoot in his apartment for Audrey's (Megyn Price) magazine, with the hope of landing a date with a hot model. Adam (Oliver Hudson) steps in to play the groom in Audrey's wedding-themed shoot, prompting him to make a decision about his own engagement. Meanwhile, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) discover unexpected common interests with each other while searching for a birthday gift for Audrey.

When Jeff (Patrick Warburton) gives Audrey (Megyn Price) tickets to a musical, she could not be more enthused. However while enjoying her favorite pastime, she spots a familiar, Russell (David Spade), at the same venue. Meanwhile, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) decides that Adam (Oliver Hudson) needs dance lessons for their pending nuptials, but it turns out that Jennifer is the one who has two left feet.

While Russell's (David Spade) new male assistant Timmy (guest star: Adhir Kalyan) makes Russell's job and love life a breeze, Adam (Oliver Hudson) becomes disgusted with Russell's new reign of boss terror. In the meantime, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) decides to volunteer by reading to the elderly which provokes Audrey (Megyn Price) to jump on board the volunteer train yet again. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) quickly sees this as yet another one of Audrey's short lived commitments and challenges her to a bet based on how long she can stomach being around the elderly as well as stay committed to her new self- fulfilling volunteer adventure.

As Jeff (Patrick Warburton) expands his social network by becoming friends with a guys from his gym, Brad (guest star: Orlando Jones), he's quickly convinced by Audrey (Megyn Price) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) that Brad's gay! Meanwhile, Russell's (David Spade) hot young date maybe too close for comfort as he realizes events from his past may present themselves now and change his life forever.

Things get a bit burdensome for Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audry (Megyn Price) when a simple visit from Jeff's father (Guest Star: Brian Dennehy) turns into a nightmare after he sprains his ankle and decides to sue them for his injury. Meanwhile, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) butt heads when she disagrees with how his boss, Russell (David Spade), treats him more like a servant than an employee. As usual, Russell's "hit it and quit it" ways are challenged when a one night stand decides to extend her stay.

Things quickly get complicated when Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) decide to ditch a dinner date with Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) in order to attend Brad (Guest Star: Orlando Jones) and Jackie's (Guest Star: Sam Harris) exclusive, celebrity packed party. When Jenifer and Adam end up at the same party, Jeff and Audrey's lies begin to snowball and it becomes obvious that the truth is catching up to them. Meanwhile, Russell's (David Spade) womanizing ways get him in trouble at the same venue when he hits on the girlfriend of a NFL great (Guest Star: Jerry Rice). In order to get out of this messy situation, Russell makes Timmy (Guest Star: Adhir Kaylan) more than just his personal assistant which proves to be a bit too close for comfort for Timmy.

When Audrey's (Megyn Price) on-going problems with her assistant Tanya (Guest Star: Kate Micucci) becomes too much for her to stand, Russell's (David Spade) new assistant Timmy (Guest Star: Adhir Kalyan) looks like the perfect replacement. Meanwhile, Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) superstitions gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the day his favorite football team won.

When Jeff (Patrick Warburton) throws out his back after sneezing during his league baseball game, everyone starts to make fun of him being old and bent out of shape especially his new friend Brad (Guest Star Orlando Jones). Meanwhile, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) decides to get off "the pill" which leaves her in bad mode and Adam (Oliver Hudson) in the line of fire. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) convinces Jeff that he's not old and he should not let his team replace him with a younger player!

When Audrey (Megyn Pierce) becomes jealous of a pregnant co-worker, she inadvertently convinces her colleagues that she has a bundle of joy on the way too. Meanwhile, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) get a surprise Amish visitor Toby (Guest Star: Jake Thomas) who is a little unaccustomed to his new urban surroundings. Russell (David Spade) quickly takes it upon himself to show Toby around town and exposes him his so called "fabulous bachelor lifestyle." The end result is unbelievable.

When Jeff, (Patrick Warburton) Russell, (David Spade) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) make a bet to see who would be able to score the soonest, the three put their thinking caps on and rise up to the challenge. In the meantime, Russell's new assistant Timmy (Guest Star Adhir Kalyan) is also put into place as a watch guard for Russell. But when a series of unfortunate events begin to unwind, Jeff, Russell, and Adam are left out to hang with minutes to spare leaving only one winner that takes everyone by surprise.

When Audrey (Megyn Price) plans a dinner date with Jeff (Patrick Warburton), Jackie (Guest Star Sam Harris) and Brad (Guest Star Orlando Jones), Jeff feels extremely violated when Jackie begins eating off his plate! Meantime, when Russell (David Spade) finds out his new fling (a psychotherapist), Ellen (Guest Star: Perrey Reeves), won't see him as a patient, he quickly gets creative and decides to use Timmy (Guest Star: Adhir Kalyan) to find out why he is the way he is.

When Audrey (Megyn Price) invites her and Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) recently divorced out of luck friend Steve (Guest Star: Tony Hale) to stay with them for a few days, Audrey thinks she may have become Steve's newest rebound. Meanwhile, Russell's (David Spade) love em' and leave em' antics have finally caught up with him when his newest fling Tina's (Guest Star: Alexis Krause) overprotective brothers manage to track Russell down and make him follow through with his never ending empty promises.

When Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Russell (David Spade) decide to teach Adam (Oliver Hudson) a lesson in responsibility, the joke is on them when Adam has the last laugh. When Jeff (Patrick Warburton) runs into some extra cash, Audrey (Megyn Price) convinces him that they should live the good life for a night, living it up for a day has some pretty expensive price tags as penny-pinching Jeff learns the hard way.

When Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Audrey (Megyn Price) throw a "girls only" sex party, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) quickly gets insecure when he finds a "product" Audrey may have purchased. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) decides to ditch the single life for a moment when he overhears from an attractive woman that she has a preference for married men.

When Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) young and attractive colleague flirts with him at work, Russell (David Spade) wrongfully advises him to playfully engage her. The plan backfires and Jeff finds himself in over his head and in trouble at home with Audrey (Megyn Price). Meanwhile, Russell leaves his cell phone at the home of his one-night-stand and sends his assistant Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to retrieve it

Russell (David Spade) takes the title of worst boss ever after Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) exchanges horror stories with other assistants while on an overnight errand for his boss. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) take advice from Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) on how to switch things up in the bedroom.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) plans a trip to Atlantic City for his friend?s bachelor party on the same weekend Audrey (Megyn Price) has family coming to visit. When Jeff learns the wedding has been called off, he and Russell (David Spade) still decide to go to Atlantic City for a ?guys? weekend, inviting Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) to join. In the meantime, Audrey?s family cancels their visit and she secretly plans a spa weekend in Atlantic City with Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) unbeknownst to Jeff. Things get sticky when Audrey discovers the bachelor party has been cancelled and she starts a game of revenge to ruin Jeff?s weekend with the guys.

Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) return home to find that someone has been in their apartment, yet nothing was taken. Tension arises among the group when no one believes that Audrey (Megyn Price) saw her grandmother's ghost. Meanwhile, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) goes to the airport to meet his soon-to-be wife Suneetha (guest star Nazneen Contractor), as Russell (David Spade) contemplates a plan to stop him from making a mistake.

Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) decide to try couples therapy. At the request of Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), Adam (Oliver Hudson) goes to great lengths to take a decent engagement photo. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) struggles with his feelings for Timmy's (Adhir Kalyan) fiancée, Suneetha (guest star Nazneen Contractor).

In efforts to be more charitable, Russell (David Spade) joins Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) in his city revitalization volunteer project. Audrey (Megyn Price) puts Jeff (Patrick Warburton) in a compromising situation in efforts to cheer up her friend Liz (guest star Wendi McClendon-Covey). Adam (Oliver Hudson) tries to help Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) with her diet. Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Directed by: Andy Cadiff

Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) discover more about each other after Audrey inadvertently finds out that Jeff once dated a dancer who is now a regular on a popular reality dance show. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) convinces Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to break off his engagement to Suneetha (guest star Nazneen Contractor). After Russell admits his feelings for her, Timmy thinks that his boss has sunk to all-new low, until he learns the truth from Adam (Oliver Hudson).

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) finally admits to Russell (David Spade) that he is fed up with his abuse and humiliation. After Audrey (Megyn Price) no longer has her weekly girls’ night, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) is upset that he doesn’t get his free time and asks Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to invite Audrey to her girls’ night out. To Jeff’s dismay, Audrey brings the girls back to their apartment and ruins Jeff’s plans of spending time alone. Russell brings Timmy along to a former assistants launch party. After the game is unveiled, Russell realizes that his former assistant still harbors resentment. Written by: Christopher Shiple Directed by: John Pasquin

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) accidentally injects himself with Audrey's (Megyn Price) hormones for her fertility treatments on the day that they are attending her new boss? party. Adam (Oliver Hudson) forgets that it is Jennifer?s (Bianca Kajlich) birthday but is saved when Jeff gives him tickets to a Ranger?s game that he cannot attend. Russell (David Spade) regrets taking Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to the hockey game, when his allegiance to the opposing team gets out of control.

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) creates a wedding website for Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) that Russell (David Spade) tries to sabotage. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) are not having luck getting pregnant, so they decide to investigate fertility options and meet with potential surrogates. They decide to go with Pam (guest star Jamie Pressly).

Audrey (Megyn Price) attends her high school reunion in Nebraska with Jeff (Patrick Warburton) in hopes to show her classmates she is no longer a loser and has made it in the big city. Not one to spend time alone, Russell (David Spade) crashes Timmy's (Adhir Kalyan) dinner party, bumping into invited guests Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson).

Audrey (Megyn Price) is accused of sexual harassment at work by a new young, attractive mailroom employee. Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) disagree as she refuses to believe a woman can?t get a simple backrub from the man she loves. Russell (David Spade) is stuck in the middle of a competition, after Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) challenges Jeff (Patrick Warburton) to a game of cricket.

Spontaneously, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) decide to go to City Hall to get married, and invite Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) as their witnesses. In efforts to keep the wedding a secret from Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Russell (David Spade), Adam lies and confusion arises.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) becomes concerned when he sees Russell (David Spade) and Pam (guest star Jaime Pressly), the potential new surrogate, leave the apartment building together. In an attempt to stop anything from happening, Jeff enlists the help of Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). By the time Jennifer arrives at Russell’s apartment, it is too late. An infuriated Jeff forces Russell to confess that he has “ruined” the surrogate to Audrey (Megyn Price). Deciding that they no longer can hire Pam, Jeff and Audrey are left once again without a surrogate. Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) spends time improving his physique.

Russell (David Spade) tries to help Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) with his new crush, co-worker Allison (guest star Taryn Southern) by sending a suggestive email to her from Timmy’s computer. Allison, offended by the email, avoids Timmy until they both discover Russell's ploy. Impressed with Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) ability to manipulate an argument with Audrey (Megyn Price), Adam (Oliver Hudson) is told about Jeff's file of all of Audrey's mistakes that he stores to use in future arguments. Adam unsuccessfully tries to use Jeff’s method on Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). At first angry by the list, Audrey soon realizes that it is a record of their life together.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) attend an adoption fair. Confusion quickly ensues and they are kicked out as a result, another hurdle in their attempt to have a baby. Jeff and Audrey decide to give their old rug to Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). Disaster strikes while Russell (David Spade) is left alone in the office as Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is out helping Jeff and Audrey find a new rug.

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is pleased when Russell (David Spade) invites him to travel on a business trip only to discover Russell’s fear of flying. Audrey (Megyn Price) complains to Jeff (Patrick Warburton) that their marriage has lost its romance. Jeff’s attempts to rekindle the flame backfires.

When she realizes it’s making her miserable, Audrey (Megyn Price) contemplates quitting her job, with Jeff’s (Patrick Warburton) encouragement. Meanwhile, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) takes his frustrations out on Russell (David Spade) after Allison (Taryn Southern)tells Timmy she wants to slow things down, in an effort to get to know each other better. Embarrassed by the story of how she and Adam (Oliver Hudson) met, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) comes up with a new story.

An unemployed Audrey (Megyn Price) drives Jeff (Patrick Warburton) crazy in her attempt to find her “purpose.” Russell (David Spade) once again attempts to give Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) relationship advise and tries to make him “one of the guys.” Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) stumble upon memorabilia while cleaning out their storage unit.

Russell (David Spade) starts spending time out, away from Timmy (Adhir Kalyan), with their new intern, Topher. After Audrey (Megyn Price) puts Jeff (Patrick Warburton) on a diet, he sneaks out to cheat and eat bad food with Brenda (Sara Rue). Adam (Oliver Hudson) tries to find a way to get out of the bedtime that Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) has set for them.

When Jeff (Patrick Warburton) can’t get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey’s (Megyn Price) fleeting cookie business, he and Adam (Oliver Hudson) invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Audrey and Jen (Bianca Kajlich) watch the game on a security camera online and liken the men's behavior to Diane Fossey observing the gorillas. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) enlists Timmy's (Adhir Kalyan) help to impress a woman and they end up on a double date with Allison (guest star Taryn Southern) and the new woman.

Joan Collins and Sara Rue guest star in this episode. Russell’s flamboyant mom (guest star Joan Collins) pays her son a visit and spends time with his assistant Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). Brenda (guest star Sara Rue), a teammate on Jeff’s (Patrick Warburton) softball team, suggests that she could be a potential surrogate for he and Audrey (Megyn Price). Written by: Gloria Calderon Kellett Directed by: Ted Wass

To try to show his care and interest in their relationship, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) sends Audrey (Megyn Price) on a scavenger hunt, as suggested by Adam (Oliver Hudson). Russell (David Spade) thinks Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) has a sex tape and enlists Timmy’s (Adhir Kalyan) help in finding it.

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) begrudgingly helps Russell (David Spade) adjust to a new lifestyle once Russell’s mother cuts off his trust fund. Audrey (Megyn Price) visits Jeff (Patrick Warburton) at his office and is horrified when she finds an unflattering picture of her in the boss’ office, and attempts to steal the picture, but her plan backfires. Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) struggle with keeping the romance alive in their relationship. Written by: Becky Mann & Audra Sielaff Directed by: Ted Wass

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) needs to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey’s (Megyn Price)10K run for charity after he’s told them not to ask him to participate anymore in their fund raisers. Meanwhile, the tables are turned on Russell (David Spade) when Heather (guest star Bree Turner), a new girl he’s interested in, seems to be blowing him off. Written by: Tom Hertz Directed by: Ted Wass

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) continues to help Russell (David Spade) with his budget. Audrey (Megyn Price) takes a job as a hostess at her favorite restaurant and runs into an old college classmate while on the job. Adam (Oliver Hudson) takes offense after Jen (Bianca Kajlich) tells him he talks too much.

Russell (David Spade) finds the unexpected reason behind his negativity towards the holidays. Adam’s (Oliver Hudson) gift for Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) goes missing and he is forced into some uncomfortable situations in order to get it back. Meanwhile Audrey (Megyn Price) tries too hard to impress the guests at Jeff’s (Patrick Warburton) office holiday party.

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Russell (David Spade) battle for the same woman. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) fires Audrey’s (Megyn Price) pilates instructor after seeing that he is very attractive. Meanwhile, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) is mortified when she learns that Adam (Oliver Hudson) was never on the football team in high school.

Russell (David Spade) takes his date Jessica to a Criss Angel show (Criss Angel appears as himself), leaving Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to babysit her son Leland (guest star Jonathan Heit). Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) spend time with their surrogate Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) and meet her girlfriend Becky. Adam (Oliver Hudson) is jealous when Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) keeps calling on their good-looking super to do repairs in their apartment.

Russell (David Spade) fulfills a lifelong dream and auditions to join Timmy’s (Adhir Kalyan) a cappella group, The Raging Toners (guest stars The SoCal VoCals). Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) start hiding out in Jen (Bianca Kajich) and Adam’s (Oliver Hudson) apartment to avoid Liz (guest star Wendi McClendon-Covey), Audrey’s annoying friend who has moved into their building.

After announcing that it's ‘Jeff Day,’ Jeff (Patrick Warburton) finds his plans have changed after the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) has to figure out why he has developed an eye twitch. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) tries to get revenge on Russell (David Spade), by interfering with his love life.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) move forward with the procedure to impregnate Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) with their child. Russell (David Spade) and Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) start dating pro-basketball players. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) steal Jeff’s Omaha Steaks and then suffer the consequences.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) remembers that his anniversary with Audrey (Megyn Price) is approaching, and believes that Audrey has forgotten. He sets out to show Audrey how great it is that he remembered, and she did not – a first in their relationship. Jen (Bianca Kajlich) agrees to go bowling with Adam (Oliver Hudson) on their date night. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is forced to go on a date with Russell (David Spade) and a new date (guest star) and act as a translator as she speaks Italian.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) set their neighbor, (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey), up on a blind date with Jeff’s co-worker (guest star Larry Joe Campbell). Russell (David Spade) learns that Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) has a sister (guest star Melanie Kannokada). Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) checks out a new gym, that turns out to be something different than he expected.

Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) takes a pregnancy test to find out if she is pregnant with Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey’s (Megyn Price) baby. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Russell (David Spade) give unsolicited advice to Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), who is planning her wedding.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) becomes obsessed with his looks after finding an old photograph. Russell (David Spade) reaches an all new low in dating when he hooks up with someone unexpected. Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) have professional photos taken. Audrey (Megyn Price) convinces Liz (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey) that she needs to have a fling with a man.

In order to woo a girl he’s been chasing who’s an event planner, Russell (David Spade) throws Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) a party celebrating his citizenship, despite his being a citizen for over 10 years. Later at the party, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) causes a disturbance and, with the help of Adam (Oliver Hudson), blames two twins attending the party. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) find out that their surrogate Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) might be pregnant with twins.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) gets jealous when Audrey (Megyn Price) gets a raise. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) reap the benefits over a mistaken public wedding proposal. Russell (David Spade) uses Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to help him find out why Liz (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey) is not interested in him.

Russell (David Spade) is shocked when he learns he is not on the cruise he expected – “The Red Hot Ladies” Cruise. Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) employ the help of Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to settle a disagreement that started while spending the night at Russell’s place. Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) decide to have a little fun when asked to check in on Audrey and Patrick’s apartment, which is being painted.

Russell (David Spade) tries to get out of his unforeseen marriage with Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey). Adam’s (Oliver Hudson) rooftop nap yields painful results. Following the advice of Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) attempt to engage in “dirty talk”.

In efforts to gain approval from his father (guest star Geoff Pierson), Russell (David Spade) makes Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) get a makeover, enlisting the help of Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). Adam (Oliver Hudson) meets Curtis Armstrong and a bromance ensues. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) tries to get out of staying at home with Audrey (Megyn Price) so he can go on a guys’ weekend.

To Jeff’s (Patrick Warburton) enjoyment, Audrey’s (Megyn Price) throat surgery leaves her speechless. Adam (Oliver Hudson) tries to convince everyone that he has more going for him than just his good looks. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) uses another job offer as leverage after being forced by Russell (David Spade) to fire a coworker.

The group gets duped into joining the nature excursion that Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) has planned for Russell (David Spade). Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) get into a sticky situation when using the hotel computer. Timmy’s (Adhir Kalyan) efforts to comfort Liz lead to a huge misunderstanding.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) uses a voicemail app called “Shy Dial” to avoid talking to Audrey (Megyn Price). Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) tries to seduce Timmy (Adhir Kalyan), resulting in an awkward situation in Russell’s (David Spade) office. Adam (Oliver Hudson) makes a new friend that helps him get back at Russell and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) for always making fun of him.

Unwilling to admit to Jeff (Patrick Warburton) that she made a mistake, Audrey (Megyn Price) reluctantly keeps a hideous chair she purchased. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) suspects Russell (David Spade) has ulterior motives when he asks him out to a fancy lunch.

Audrey’s (Megyn Price) neighbors are annoyed to learn that money they donated has paid for a cosmetic surgery for her housekeeper. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) trains for a marathon with a beautiful woman as Russell (David Spade) tries to win her over. Inspired by Timmy to run the marathon, Adam (Oliver Hudson) goes about training in all the wrong ways.

Frustrated by his boss blaming him for burning his mouth on hot soup, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) has a special spoon created for Russell (David Spade). Audrey’s (Megyn Price) plan backfires when she tries to seduce Jeff (Patrick Warburton) in the bedroom in order to get him to complete household tasks.

Timmy (Adhir Kalyn) has a "missed connection" with a beautiful woman while on the subway with Russell (David Spade). Adam’s (Oliver Hudson) anniversary gift for Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) leads him to a drum circle. Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) meet a new couple in the building and are confused when they cancel plans to get together and later see them out.

Russell (David Spade) offers to teach Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) a song that he can use to win over a girl. To Audrey’s (Megyn Price) disappointment, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) struggles to come up with five things he loves about her. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) accidentally see one of Jeff and Audrey’s bank statements, resulting in underlying tension.

Audrey (Megyn Price) drags Jen (Bianca Kajlich) to a Bon Jovi concert to prove that she’s still young and fun, leaving Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) at home. Russell (David Spade) finds a phone number in his pocket and asks Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to investigate.

Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is forced to help Russell (David Spade) after he has his wisdom teeth removed. Audrey (Megyn Price) becomes concerned with her parenting skills after mishandling a little girl’s doll. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) stalks Brenda (Sara Rue) on her date with a new girlfriend.

Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) offers to throw a baby shower for Audrey (Megyn Price), but the party doesn’t turn out exactly as planned. Audrey starts to feel disconnected from the pregnancy process and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) tries to cheer her up. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) convinces Russell (David Spade) to take a break from women and discovers Russell has a list of hidden talents.

At first reluctant about letting Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) move in, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) notices the perks of having a third party observe Audrey's (Megyn Price) "unfair" demands. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) become too enthusiastic about the office's new ping pong table. A recurring, intimate dream about Russell (David Price) causes Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) to lose sleep.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) realize that the names on their baby list are also the names of women that Russell (David Spade) has slept with. Adam (Oliver Hudson) becomes a cycling enthusiast after Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) suggests they start riding bikes in the park.

Feeling lonely after her cat dies, Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) looks for a sperm donor. When Timmy's (Adhir Kalyan) intellect and innocence don't attract his crush, he tries his hand at playing "big dog." Adam (Oliver Hudson) rips the vintage wedding dress that Jennifer's (Bianca Kajlich) family sends her.

Russell (David Spade) gets jealous when Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) manages to outshine him at his own pick-up game. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) leave pot-laced cupcakes on the kitchen counter, and an unaware Jeff (Patrick Warburton) eats one.

Expecting a rowdy reunion, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) is disappointed when his old college friends talk about their kids and go to bed early. Russell (David Spade) finds a way to hit on women even when Timmy (Adhir Kajlich) takes him to volunteer at a nursing home. Adam (Oliver Hudson) films his pet bird doing tricks and aims for YouTube stardom.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) feels that Audrey (Megyn Price) is trying to win her unborn child’s affection by talking to Brenda’s (Sara Rue) pregnant belly. Jeff decides he should do the same and is surprised to find out what the baby reacts to. Russell (David Spade) takes credit for an article Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) wrote which ends up backfiring. Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) help Russell in exchange for using his beach house for their honeymoon.

After forgetting to call ahead at a fancy restaurant, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) hopes that dressing Audrey (Megyn Price) as a well-known celebrity will get them a reservation. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) doesn't understand the humor of "The Three Stooges" when Adam (Oliver Hudson) excitedly invites him over for a movie night. Russell (David Spade) joins Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) at a sex addicts meeting, only to aggressively flirt with the women.

While helping their friend cater a social event, Audrey (Megyn Price) tries to fit in with the women, but Jeff (Patrick Warburton) ends up being the life of the party. To Timmy's (Adhir Kalyan) astonishment, Russell demonstrates impressive knowledge of Indian culture when Timmy's parents come to town.

The couples attempt to enjoy recreational cooking classes together, but Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) can't keep their competitive nature out of the kitchen. Russell (David Spade) doesn't notice how disturbingly similar his new girlfriend is to Timmy (Adhir Kalyan).

When Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) learns that the guys have nothing planned for Adam's (Oliver Hudson) last weekend as a bachelor, she plans a party weekend. Things don't go as planned, however, so Jeff (Patrick Warburton), Russell (David Spade) and Timmy (Adhir Kaylan) must improvise.

Adam (Oliver Hudson) gets dramatic about choosing between Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Russell (David Spade) as his best man, but Jeff and Russell could care less. Twenty years later, Audrey (Megyn Price) still thinks that Jeff denies the feelings that a college girl had for him. Russell disrespects Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) one too many times.

When Jeff (Patrick Warburton) learns that pregnant Brenda (Sara Rue) can't laugh without peeing her pants, he pulls out all his best jokes. Annoyed with his pre-wedding restlessness, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) sends Adam (Oliver Hudson) with Audrey (Megyn Price) to relax at the spa. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Russell (David Spade) pretend they are happy working without each other.

Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) await the arrival of their baby girl as Brenda (Sara Rue) goes into labor. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) have to reschedule their wedding to be there for the big moment. Despite their fighting, Russell (David Spade) goes to great lengths to help Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) extend his working visa.