Mean Machine

Comedy 2002 1 hr 39 min

A footballer is jailed for throwing a crucial game. Whilst inside, the football-loving warden sets him the task of coaching a team of prisoners to take on the all-conquering warders' side. Can he form a disparate bunch of prisoners into a winning team?

Comedy 2002 1 hr 39 min

PG

Starring Vinnie Jones, Jason Statham, David Kelly

Director Barry Skolnick

Mean Machine

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David Kelly

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About

Mean Machine

COMEDY

A footballer is jailed for throwing a crucial game. Whilst inside, the football-loving warden sets him the task of coaching a team of prisoners to take on the all-conquering warders' side. Can he form a disparate bunch of prisoners into a winning team?

Average 4.9
Reviews 56
Fresh 19
Rotten 37

Information

Studio: Paramount Pictures
Released: 2002
Run Time: 1 hr 39 min
Rated: PG
Regions of Origin: United Kingdom, United States

Languages

Original Audio: English, English (United Kingdom)
Audio: English (United Kingdom) (⁨Dolby 5.1⁩, AAC)
Subtitles: English (United States) (CC), Korean, Polish (Poland)

Accessibility

: Closed captions refer to subtitles in available languages with the addition of relevant non-dialogue information.