Little Britain

At the comprehensive school in Darkley Noone straw-brained squawking schoolgirl Vicky Pollard explains why she hasn't done her essay on Lord Kitchener. Inside 10 Downing Street Prime Minister Michael is having a meeting with handsome new Treasury aide Gregory Merchant until jealous Sebastian decides to interrupt. Transvestite Emily Howard seeks shelter from the rain in a seaside pub. Stingy stage hypnotist Kenny Craig uses his skills to ensure his date only orders the set menu and a soft drink at the Chinese restaurant. Actor Dennis Waterman calls upon theatrical agent Jeremy Rent and Andy demonstrates extraordinary abilities for a wheelchair-bound person when Lou takes him to the local swimming pool.

Vicky Pollard is accused of pushing a little girl into the swimming pool. Inside No 10 Downing Street, Sebastian is not happy when his briefing on the results of the latest opinion poll is interrupted by Prime Minister Michael’s wife. At Flatley psychiatric institution, inmate Anne is disrupting all Dr Lawrence's attempts to show an inspector round. At Kelsey Grammar School, the boys are doing their exams while their teacher plays the saxophone and does the hoovering.

After a disastrous by-election, Prime Minister Michael is going through the morning papers with his aide, Sebastian. Vicky and her mates are trying to order drinks in a pub, despite being obviously underage and without ID. Lou and Andy are buying ice creams at the seaside and stage hypnotist Kenny Craig uses his powers to win at Scrabble while visiting his mother in hospital.

At the Paul Young Offenders Institution, Vicky Pollard has been summoned to the governess's office for biting another inmate in the canteen. Lou and Andy visit a pet shop. Prime Minister Michael is holding a press conference at No 10 on the disgraced Foreign Secretary's resignation. There’s a peep into the bedroom of newlywed teacher Edward, who cannot quite forget that Samantha used to be one of his one of his pupils.

At a visit to the doctor Vicky Pollard learns to her amazement that she is eight months pregnant. Lou and Andy are at the newsagents, choosing a birthday card for Andy’s brother. Psychiatrist Dr Lawrence's family have a special guest staying with them this weekend – his craziest patient, Anne. At DIY Universe, Des Kaye meets a former colleague from Children's TV who is still doing well. Andy and Lou are planning a holiday.

Marjorie Dawes is doing her best to forget all about a one-night-stand with Fat Fighter Paul. Lou is painting Andy's room – all Andy has to do is choose a colour. In the local pub at Llandewi Breffi, Daffyd cancels the gay night – horrified at the numbers that have arrived. Newlywed teacher and former pupil Edward and Samantha invite her parents round for dinner, and Sir Bernard Chumley calls in the undertakers.