Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

New Doctor Liz Asher is tipped off by a psychic cat that there’s darkness in Darkplace. When a patient mysteriously dies, Dr. Rick Dagless must scalpel-up and fight The Forces of Evil

When the hospital chef is savagely attacked by a ladle all eyes point to an unknown attacker loose in the wards. But why are objects flying about of their own accord, attacking innocent civilians and disrupting hospital procedure?

The past is stirring in the halls of Darkplace, and for Dr. Rick Dagless M.D., that means Trouble. With a capital T (the rest of the letters lowercase). A giant eye has been born on 'B' Wing. Winner of the Prix de L'Oeil International Opticians' Television Award for Best New Drama.

A sickness spreading through the hospital causes humans to regress to a primal state.

A lethal mist surrounds Darkplace, tartanning the hides of unwary travellers, while phantom bagpipes play on regardless. Dr. Rick Dagless M.D. must face more than the music as he unravels the secret behind its sudden appearance. The truth, when it comes, lies as a little too close to home, even though Romford would seem a safe enough distance from Glenrothes.

Dr. Sanchez falls in love with a patient infected with cosmic broccoli, but when it threatens to spread Dr. Rick Dagless M.D. is forced to intervene. But love is blind, and the only eye Sanchez has open is at the end of a trouser snake. Can Dagless save his buddy and the world? (Yes, he can.)