Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

Dean announces his epic memoir, featuring a foreword by the most deserving broker, and his son DJ arrives to manage Platinum while Dean is busy writing. Meanwhile, Glenn has gone emo after losing his partnership, Amir hopes to end a sales slump with a time-strapped potential buyer, and Baxter woos Celebrity Doula Morningstar by reenacting his own birth.

The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behaviour is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of tracksuited women, while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.

New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean’s social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars, but she won’t stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector.

Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter choke during a fire drill and must learn basic emergency protocol from Dean, and Amir needs college student Eric to pass a biology test so his dad will buy him a mansion. Andrew shows a house to chick-lit author Merry Capshaw, who insists on narrating her every thought.

Chelsea and Baxter’s new folk band catches the eye of manager Dean, who books them on The Real Estate show, hosted by Leatha Benet. Glenn meets Objectophile Sabra, who must literally love the house, and Gerald has an ulterior motive for attending Victoria’s open house.

Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ, who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc, an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robbers target Glenn’s open house.