A.P. Bio

Jack attempts to unlock the secret of what makes ordinary people happy, leading him to a new book idea. Mary, Stef and Michelle celebrate a special day.

As the newly appointed driver's education teacher, Jack seeks revenge on his mother's church when he learns the last of her money was used to buy a statue of the Virgin Mary.

In the hectic 30 minutes that begin every day at Whitlock, Jack tries to get his massage chair back from Whitlock's intriguing payroll accountant Lynette. Durbin and Helen prepare for the morning announcements.

Jack is upset to learn he didn't make the top 10 in Toledo's Top 100 Bachelors, and Durbin did. Victor and Eduardo decide to reveal their feelings to their crushes.

Jack tries to impress Lynette using Michelle's annual murder mystery party. Desperate students break into Whitlock High to steal the AP biology practice exams.

Jack's war with his neighbour reaches a turning point when it threatens a date with Lynette. The school photographer increases his rate, so Durbin comes up with his own plan for school pictures.