Mickey crashes her estranged sister's swanky garden party in order to hit her up for cash, but the festivities take a turn when the FBI arrives.
Over the whole "responsible adult" thing, Mickey calls the kids' grandparents to take over their care while she returns to her life in Rhode Island.
Mickey and Alba worry that Sabrina isn't taking proper precautions with her scorching hot boyfriend, so they decide to teach her a lesson.
When everyone forgets Ben's birthday, they try to make it up to him by throwing a party with a clown, a pony and various objects he wants to swallow.
Cigarette-dependent Mickey and Sabrina suffer a few setbacks when they attempt to quit. Meanwhile, Ben bonds with a mysterious new pal from Jupiter.
As the kids begin to wonder why they haven't heard from their fugitive parents, Mickey scores a date with a handsome heir who's way out of her league.
Concerned that the family reputation has taken a hit both socially and financially, the Pemberton offspring make an appearance at their country club.
To snitch, or not to snitch: that is the question for Chip when he gets in trouble at school. Back at home, Alba's aggressive driving causes problems.
When Mickey realizes the kids have no respect for her authority, she decides to assert what little she has by demonstrating who's actually in charge.
The presence of Mickey's new beau exposes the dysfunctional family dynamics plaguing the Pemberton household — and makes her other suitors jealous.
Ben's behavior at school leads Mickey to take a firmer hand in his education in her usual unorthodox way. Sabrina and Chip try to get to know Alba.
Sabrina frets over her boyfriend's budding friendship with slacker Jimmy. Chip gears up for a visit from his online girlfriend.
A bullying issue at school forces Mickey to have a talk with Sabrina, while Jimmy's bad tooth and archaic views on dental care ensnare Chip and Ben.
Old gambling habits die hard for Mickey, who beelines for a casino with Alba hot on her trail. At the mansion, Jimmy and Sabrina grapple for control.
Mickey persuades the strict mom of Chip's cool new friend to let him spend the night, but her attempt to follow a list of rules goes predictably awry.
Sabrina wants plastic surgery, so Mickey shows her what life would be like after going under the knife. Jimmy takes Chip and Ben to a football game.
A break-in and an accidental shooting spark a firestorm of Pemberton family drama, all of which leaves Mickey questioning her place in the kids' lives.
Afraid of losing the luxury lifestyle to which she's become accustomed, Mickey comes up with a misguided plan to keep the gravy train chugging along.
Confusing feelings strike Mickey when she introduces her new friend to Jimmy. Chip tries to win over his siblings by facing off against a squirrel.
Fed up with the kids' unresolved issues surrounding their incarcerated parents, Mickey decides they should visit them in prison for some closure.
The crumbling family mansion provides the perfect setting for a blowout Halloween bash, during which neither the tricks nor treats go to plan.
Confronted by the school over Ben's behavior, Mickey decides to take a more hands-on approach to ensure he finishes his science fair project.
Mickey's attempt to exploit a case of mistaken identity quickly backfires during a lavish 100th birthday party for the kids' great-grandmother.
A return to Mickey and Jimmy's hometown unearths a secret that could forever change their relationship. Meanwhile, Chip and Sabrina deal with bullies.
Mickey sets out to prove that Sabrina's teacher has more on his mind than just her poetry. Chip asks for Jimmy's advice on how to become more popular.
Poodle and Christopher's dysfunctional marriage causes Mickey to question her own relationship with Jimmy. Chip gets roped into an uncomfortable date.
Accusations of social climbing fly when Mickey invites a celebrity to Sabrina's art salon. Chip runs into trouble on a camping trip.
Mickey tries to talk Sabrina down before her big interview with Yale. Chip takes advantage of Alba after she asks him for a favor.
Mickey makes a startling discovery about Jimmy during a trip to the family's swanky Manhattan penthouse. Sabrina accompanies Chip to a strip club.
Chaperones Mickey and Alba return from Ben's school field trip with an extra child in tow. Chip and Sabrina abuse the Colonel's veteran status.
The gang tags along when Alba starts going to church, prompting Ben to ask Jimmy and Sabrina some uncomfortable questions about God.
All bets are off when Mickey attempts to teach Chip and his pal about gambling. Sabrina's new relationship doesn't sit well with Jimmy.
Mickey, Jimmy and Alba scramble to save Ben from embarrassment at a sleepover. Chip makes a deal with Sabrina after she loses her fake ID.
In need of a night out after Alba goes on vacation, Mickey asks Sabrina to step up and watch Ben. Jimmy makes a new pal during a parking spot tussle.
A hot day. An old cop car. A kid in the back seat. What could go wrong for Mickey and Jimmy? Meanwhile, Alba plays Chip and Sabrina against each other.
Ben becomes the prime suspect when a teacher's cherished award goes missing. Chip will stop at nothing to be crowned prince at the spring formal.
Sabrina makes a shocking announcement after her high school graduation, while Mickey reveals a piece of her past and Chip throws a house party.