The Conners

2018
TV-PG
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The Conners - Season 5 episodes (22)

1 Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
9/21/22
In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a waterpark.
2 Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
9/28/22
When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
3 Driving, Dating and Deceit
10/5/22
Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.
4 Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
10/12/22
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
5 A Little Weed and A Bad Seed
10/19/22
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.
6 Book Bands and Guillotine Hands
10/26/22
Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.
7 Take This Job and Shove It Twice
11/2/22
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
8 Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
11/16/22
Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.
9 Crumbs and Couch Surferes
11/30/22
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.
10 The Dog Days of Christmas
12/7/22
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
11 Two More Years and A Stolen Rose
1/11/23
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
12 Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
1/18/23
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
13 New Pipes and Old Secrets
2/8/23
Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
14 Adding Insult to Injury
2/15/23
Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
15 Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
2/22/23
Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
16 Hiding In and Moving Out
3/1/23
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
17 The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
3/8/23
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
18 Road Trip and Guilt Trip
3/15/23
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
19 Text Thread and Marrital Bed
4/5/23
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
20 What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
4/19/23
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
21 Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
4/26/23
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
22 The Grad Finale
5/3/23
As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

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The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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