Three incoming freshmen at football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life, juggling football, girls and hazing.
The team throws Craig a promise ring bachelor party, and the next morning he notices his ring is gone.
Thad brags that he doesn't need a girl because he already has an adequate sex toy.
Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school.
After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then realizes that the third stringers are a bunch of freaks.
After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons.
Recruitment week starts at BMS, and Alex tries to get the top quarterback recruit, Golden Arm, to commit to BMS so Alex won't ever have to start.
Alex unknowingly breaks a years-long truce between the football and lacrosse teams by hooking up with a lacrosse player's girl, igniting a team war.
Alex, Thad and some other players learn that they are failing and have to pass an upcoming test so they don't lose their eligibility.
Sammy, Alex and Craig participate (along with the rest of the school) in the Marathon Monday tradition of drinking for a full 24 hours.
Alex gets fan mail from a guy who wants Alex to date his daughter.
The team finds out that they have to be drug tested, so they try to stay sober for three days but can't function normally.
When the team heads to Louisiana for their bowl game, Thad warns them about the other team's sabotage tactics, from food poisoning to cheerleaders.
To improve the team, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB, who drags Alex into increasingly dangerous adventures. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister arrives.
After a scandalous incident, Thad sets out to find out the truth. Alex struggles to balance his laid-back lifestyle with football.
Thad receives a message in a dream and experiments with celibacy to see if it improves his performance on the field.
The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents while Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying son of a local booster.
Alex and Thad receive messages from a woman saying she is pregnant but respond very differently. Sammy wonders if he should stay with Mary Jo.
The jocks can’t function academically after the campus nerds revolt. Sammy has an identity crisis.
Alex unwittingly sleeps with Daniels' ex-wife and winds up a pawn in their bitter relationship. Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo's latest obsession.
After the campus is vacated, Thad takes an introspective journey to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.
The team's prank war with a rival school escalates when they steal a live badger. Alex tries to manage the situation and prepare for an important game.
Alex becomes backup goalie for the hockey team, thinking it's the perfect way to avoid conditioning, while Mary Jo becomes Thad's private cheerleader.
Alex, Thad and a few teammates end up in the drunk tank after a fun night out and must figure out how to get out for morning practice.
The team prepares for an easy win, but Coach Daniels worries about overconfidence. Thad's behavior spirals out of control.
Alex and his teammates must cross campus to save Sammy from angry fans when a riot breaks out after the team's undefeated season ends.
While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug-related arrest.
When an explicit photo makes its way around campus, Alex and Thad deal with the fallout.
Thad is in a slump after his suspension, so it’s on Alex to amp up his fellow players.
Alex plays the best game of his life and accepts it as his life’s peak, which triggers a falling-out with Sammy.
Thad offers to teach Alex how to be a local celebrity, and Mary Jo takes her shot with Debra.
A blackout on campus postpones the next day’s game, and Alex uses the chance to get even with the opposing team's cheerleader.
When his pregame rituals stop working, Harmon looks for a new superstition to restore his kicking ability.
Troubling secrets from Coach Daniels's past come out just as he's preparing for induction into the College Football Hall of Fame.
Thad's behavior takes a turn for the worse after he suffers a concussion, making it difficult for Daniels to hide the injury from Gilday and the NCAA.
A documentary television series is filming at BMS, following the team and its coaches both on and off the field.
BMS rejoices when they find out they will be playing Blackwell for the bowl championship.
The BMS starters are benched for breaking NCAA rules just before the bowl game with Blackwell.
BMS and Blackwell continue to fight it out on the cornfield for unofficial championship bragging rights.