The Windsors

Wills works in a café to mingle with ordinary people, and Charles tries to keep the family in order. Pippa, jealous of Kate's fairytale marriage, tries everything she can to lure Harry.

While on a humanitarian mission, Kate contracts Ebola. Beatrice and Eugenie apply face paint for the ball only to realise too late that it doesn't come off.

A stranger claims that Charles is his father, Kate and Wills move to Rickmansworth, and Pippa is unhappy when Harry is set to marry down under.

Wills is obsessed with the Royal Variety Show. Charles and Camilla try to pass as lefties, and Kate is preoccupied with the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Wills calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy, splitting the family. Camilla starts a campaign of dirty tricks, which reveals some shocking news about Kate.

The public have voted to abolish the monarchy so Wills tries to save his family. President George Osbourne imposes austerity on the country. Beatrice and Eugenie fight to the death in a posh Hunger Games.