Game developer, Warlocks of the Beach, has offered Voss, an unemployed table-top gamer, the chance at a management position if he can demonstrate real leadership abilities.  Given one week to prove himself, Voss convinces Marsha, a long-time gamer friend, to help him entice the guild into his scheme to get a job.  He creates Unicorn City!  However, Shadow Hawk, Voss’ nemesis, shows up, and knowing exactly what buttons to push, challenges Voss to a battle of wits.  In one fair swoop Voss damages his friendship with Marsha, loses his honor, and is kicked out the utopia he created.  Voss leaves a failure but recognizes his deceit and knows that he must return to rescue Marsha and reclaim his role as a Bardladin Knight, master of Unicorn City.  Unicorn City is hilarious epic tale of love, action, mystery, and orcs; everything a bad camping trip needs.  It’s the perfect place for anyone who wants to become what they pretend to be.