Ashton Kutcher/Gnarls Barkley

S33 E10: Ashton Kutcher hosts an all new SNL this week.  Kutcher, best-known for starring as Michael Kelso in That 70s Show as well as creating the hit MTV prank show Punk'd returns for the third time as host. Featured sketches include:  Patraeus Hearings Cold Open - Will, as General Patraeus, conducts hearings about the Iraq war, and interviews the Presidential candidates about the books they have written;  Ashton walks around the studio during his monologue, showing the audience how he produces;  Kenan, a nightclub bouncer, refuses entry to Ashton, but allows practically everyone else under the sun into his club; An SNL Digital Short: Daiquiri Girl - A music video featuring Andy, a gross singer who performs a lame song about a girl who drinks daiquiris;  Kristen, as Jamie Lee Curtis, poops in her pants while doing a commercial for Acitivia yogurt;  Weekend Update - this week, Seth and Amy welcome Kristen, as nervous travel expert Judy Grimes who blathers on while repeating "just kidding"; and Fred, as alternative comic Nicholas Fehn who never completes his punchlines; Death by Chocolate #1 - Ashton plays a candy bar mascot who murders a hobo;  The Mellow Show - Andy, as Jack Johnson, welcomes Bill, as Dave Matthews, and Ashton, as John Mayer, onto his talk show;  Death by Chocolate #2 - Ashton, a candy bar mascot, murders a doctor and an old woman in a hospital;  Death by Chocolate #3 - Ashton, a candy bar mascot, attacks Andy with a chainsaw.