Catherine Zeta-Jones/Franz Ferdinand

S31 E3: Catherine Zeta-Jones Monologue: No matter how badly the show goes, they can't take away her Oscar. News Anchor: Catherine Zeta-Jones is a reporter in Iraq who doesn't have access to hair, make-up, or good hygiene (Darrell Hammond). Fosse Party: Catherine Zeta-Jones takes her boyfriend (Seth Meyers) to a party with all dancers. French Teacher: Catherine Zeta-Jones is the sexy new French teacher in school (Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, Horatio Sanz, Finesse Mitchell).