The Chosen One

Lou Hanske is having a hell of a day. He's lost his job, totaled his car, been attacked by a bear, and dumped by his girlfriend Rachel (Laura Prepon of TV's THAT 70's SHOW). Just when it seems like life couldn't get any worse, an eccentric church informs Lou that he's "The Chosen One," their savior who must travel to Kansas to deliver the world into a new age. Joined by his cranky old roommate Zeb (Chris Sarandon of THE PRINCESS BRIDE), hot co-worker Donna (Danielle Fishel of TV's BOY MEETS WORLD), and Lucifer himself (Tim Curry of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW), Lou battles ninjas, femme fatales (Traci Lords of ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO), religious zealots, giant monsters, and a posse of kung fu robots to save the world!