Pilot
Season 1, Episode 1 TV-PG
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When Jim tries to solve Ruby's separation anxiety, he discovers that he doesn't have the willpower to leave his teary 6-year-old at school.
No Nookie
Season 1, Episode 2 TV-PG
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Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their big getaway; Jim and Andy argue about a treehouse.
The Cat Came Back
Season 1, Episode 3 TV-PG
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When Cheryl's cat dies, Jim promises to give it a proper burial, but the football game takes priority.
Anniversary
Season 1, Episode 4 TV-PG
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Cheryl discovers that her sister is the true source of the anniversary gifts Jim gives to her every year.
Unruly Spirits
Season 1, Episode 5 TV-PG
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On Halloween, Jim sneaks out Gracie for trick-or-treating; Andy thinks a former girlfriend is stalking him.
Cheryl's Old Flame
Season 1, Episode 6 TV-PG
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Jim sets Dana up on a date with a seemingly perfect guy.
The Crush
Season 1, Episode 7 TV-PG
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Andy asks Dana to join him in his therapy; broken promises are revealed.
The Turkey Bowl
Season 1, Episode 8 TV-PG
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Jim is obsessed with bowling while Cheryl and their guests impatiently wait to start Thanksgiving dinner.
Andy's Girlfriend
Season 1, Episode 9 TV-PG
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Andy announces he is becoming a vegetarian like his new girlfriend; Dana becomes frustrated with her dream date.
An According to Jiminy Christmas
Season 1, Episode 10 TV-PG
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Cheryl is hurt when her visiting mother gives Dana a family heirloom for Christmas; Ruby and Gracie think Andy is Santa.
Bad Word
Season 1, Episode 11 TV-PG
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Jim blurts out profanity while watching a Bears game, and it's repeated by the girls and their little friend.
Model Behavior
Season 1, Episode 12 TV-PG
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Jim has big plans for Ruby when she is hired for a cookie advertisement.
The Money
Season 1, Episode 13 TV-PG
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Cheryl goes behind Jim's back and lends money to Andy for a down payment on a new condominium.
Blow-Up
Season 1, Episode 14 TV-PG
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Cheryl gives Jim a revealing photo of herself as a Valentine gift, and he proudly shows it off to his friends.
Racquetball
Season 1, Episode 15 TV-PG
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After Jim says he once let Cheryl beat him at racquetball to win her affection, she challenges him to a showdown.
Under Pressure
Season 1, Episode 16 TV-PG
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Cheryl tries to create a relaxed, low-pressure environment for Jim after he develops high blood pressure.
Date Night
Season 1, Episode 17 TV-PG
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A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes.
Birthday Boys
Season 1, Episode 18 TV-PG
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After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift.
The Receipt
Season 1, Episode 19 TV-PG
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Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him.
Old Friends
Season 1, Episode 20 TV-PG
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When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.
Cheryl's Day Off
Season 1, Episode 21 TV-PG
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Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.
No Surprises
Season 1, Episode 22 TV-PG
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After finding out about the surprise party Jim was planning for her, Cheryl tries to throw a surprise party for him, but he's too busy to show up because he's bowling with Chicago Bears football star Brian Urlacher.