Brain Smasher: A Love Story

1993 • 84 minutes
4.7
15 reviews
44%
Tomatometer
PG-13
Rating
Eligible
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Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland, Oregon where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks. Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly draws Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer into danger and he ends up rescuing Sam and hers sister from the Shaolin's Ninjas.
Rating
PG-13

Ratings and reviews

4.7
15 reviews
Chris Campbell
December 18, 2014
This movie will never win an Oscar, But it's one of those movies that you find at 3am and can't stop watching. The acting isn't the greatest but the movie is enjoyable and hilarious at times, and what other movie is going to have a 70 year old woman yell this guy has no nuts.
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Eric Curto
April 29, 2019
I remember seeing this film as a child in the 90's and loving it. You had the Dirty Nursery Rhymes comedian Andrew Dice Clay and the sexy Lois Lane herself Teri Hatcher in a unique story. I always found it hilarious how much build up we see at the start, with the Brainsmasher being able to take out your average everyday jerks but than those with Martial Arts come in & he has a lot of problems, but still manages to stay alive & protect. I been looking everywhere to purchase this film & sadly I can only find it as overpriced VHS's or rental. I may have to get a Region Free player to get an international release.
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Ben Fuoco
November 14, 2020
This has got to be one of the funniest movies ever made, this and his other the Adventures of Ford Fairlane are genius. Good writers worked on these.
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