Black Water Vampire

It was OK, kind of boring but entertaining enough to sit through the whole thing. The ending was kind of funny, no spoilers but it was an alright film. It feels like the little sibling of the Blair Witch Project in a way except it has a little better concept in actually showing you the vampire which was both a good and a bad thing, like in Blair Witch Project where not seeing the witch was a good and a bad thing if you know what I mean. I'd say it's decent, kind of funny, and not the best!

Terrible acting sinks this turd right to the bottom where the worst movies dwell. The lead female actress is abysmal while the rest are only marginally better. Avoid!

I know a few friends who love to watch Criminal Minds and documentaries about murderers and also love movies like IT and The Exorcist. I believe they would have likely given this movie three or even four stars. I almost gave it 2 stars since I didn't like it. That would be unfair and biased though since I usually don't like horror films or documentaries about killers. ................paragraph.......................... Some of the secondary actors were quite good (not all, lol, definitely one very bad one) and looked like everyday real life people, and so for a while there I had forgotten that I was watching a fiction movie. In fact until about fifteen minutes in I was uncertain if what I had rented was a real life documentary or a movie. Granted I had forgotten that the name of the movie included the word "vampire" in it and had not read anything about the movie in advance. I almost went back to the google store page to see if it said "documentary" at the top. That was a pro. Another pro was that it wasn't terrible and was a bit of a mystery. .........................paragraph..............I don't agree with the reviewer who said the main actress was a bad actress. The bad acting that happened was clearly spread across all of the main five characters. What I am saying is that (with the exception of one of the male actors) most of the acting that seemed poor might well be due to the director and the difficulty of directing this style of filming (blair-witch close up amateur documentary style). Another con to mention is that some of the drama that happened seemed over-dramaticized thus making it feel more like a reality tv show in moments than real life. There were times when I thought "...maybe these are supposed to be comedic moments and my sense of humor is just failing to pick up on it..." .....................paragraph............... Parental Guide: There is one completely naked woman for half a second in a completely non-sexual scene. There is a lot of cursing, but no graphic descriptions; mostly just one-word expressions of fear surprise and anger. Not much actual violence is shown. There are scenes that could be disturbing for children though as with any horror movie.