How I Met Your Mother

2005 • CBS
4.8
5.34K reviews
TV-14
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Season 3 episodes (20)

1 Wait For It
9/24/07
When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen...wait for it...dary!
2 We're Not From Here
10/1/07
After seeing girls get weak in the knees over Robin's man, Gael, who's from Argentina, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet chicks.
3 Third Wheel
10/8/07
When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.
4 Little Boys
10/15/07
When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.
5 How I Met Everyone Else
10/22/07
When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.
6 I'm Not That Guy
10/29/07
When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth (guest star John Cho) wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.
7 Dowisetrepla (fka The Home Wrecker)
11/5/07
When Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment, not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.
8 Spoiler Alert
11/12/07
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful girl, the gang can't help but point out a deal-breaking flaw, eventually leading to a heated exchange of barbs among the group.
9 Slapsgiving
11/19/07
As Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, Barney is tortured by the tick-tock of the slap bet countdown clock and the uncertainty of the exact moment the slap is going to be delivered.
10 The Yips
11/26/07
When Barney loses his "mojo," he attends the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show after-party to get himself back on track, but his smooth operating skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum.
11 The Platinum Rule
12/10/07
When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.
12 No Tomorrow
3/17/08
When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.
13 Ten Sessions
3/24/08
Continuing his passionate quest to find the woman who will one day be his wife, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella. While Stella turns down his repeated efforts for a date, her office receptionist, Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.
14 The Bracket
3/31/08
When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.
15 The Chain of Screaming
4/14/08
After Marshall is verbally emasculated by his boss, he struggles with the fact that taking a job with a "big bad" corporate law firm may have been a major mistake.
16 Sandcastles in the Sand
4/21/08
When Robin rekindles things with an old flame, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome.
17 The Goat
4/28/08
When a guilt-ridden Barney breaks the "Bro Code", he struggles with the ramifications of his misstep.
18 Rebound Bro
5/5/08
When Ted tells the gang Stella's intimate secret, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
19 Everything Must Go
5/12/08
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
20 Miracles
5/19/08
When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella.

About this show

A half-hour comedy series about Ted and how he fell in love. It all started when Ted's best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lily, a kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest to find his future wife is Barney, a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he's sure it's love at first sight, but after a whirlwind romance with her, he realizes destiny has something else in store for him. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future.

Ratings and reviews

4.8
5.34K reviews
A Google user
October 25, 2013
Ok I'm going to start by saying I do absolutely love this show. That's why it does have the five star rating. I do however wish I had a way to rate Google play. It would get a one. This is because of the rampant tardiness of this show, and I assume others . Both amazon and iTunes have the newest episode, and have had it. But Google still is lagging behind. I made a choice to purchase the season pass with Google. But with the apparent inability to post the shows I'm wishing I hadn't.
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Sean Galindo
January 3, 2015
I absolutely fell in love with this series. Started watching it early 2014 on Netflix and finished it at New Years. I had no idea this show would make my new years such a special one, this ending was extremely satisfying and the whole show is just a thrill ride. It makes you smile, laugh, cry, giggle and have moments of rememberence afterwards. I still can't believe it's already over have regret having binge sessions and should've slowly appreciated the series. I promise you won't regret watching this.
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Garett Sloane
December 20, 2013
The last season is half way done and it feels like it is using stall tactics because they are out of ideas. The plot has not progressed in more than 10 episodes this last season. As a series I think the show has the potential to be one of the best sitcoms of its era and this ending is embarrassing the legacy. Without spoiling, there is a weekend long event that opens the last season, and the whole last season is just about that weekend so far. 12 episodes nothing happened yet.
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