Jurassic Park

You might hate gGod. You might hate Biggie Smalls && Johnny Cash. You might even find yourself to be poor company at times. Regardless, you probably like dinosaurs. And dinosaurs that might possibly eat someone familiar (e.g. another human) are probably the most rad thing to be invented. You'll love it as a mad scientist comes to grips with his failed amusement part that hasn't failed because it entertains you. You will fall in love with the zany archaeologists and their uncanny survival abilities. The rendering of the dinosaurs for the n x n sized screen will leave you wondering if you are watching the evolutionary phases of Pandorans. There isn't much wrong with Jurassic Park so go ahead and skip services this week to take a gander at what everybody loves.

If you read the book first, don't even bother. This movie was so dumbed down, I walked out of the theater. The only plus side was the graffics. If you just want to see dinosaurs stalking and eating people but don't care about the actual scientific process behind the making of the dinosaurs or the fact that the characters stray far from the book, you'll probably find it entertaining.

If I can go to Walmart and grab this out of a $5 bin and own it, why am I going to pay $3 to rent it, and $10 to own it digitally? It's not even HD. Someone needs to reprice 70% of the movies here. Netflix is still taking a dump on Google Play.