Jumanji: The Next Level

This movie is disgusting! It seems like it would be a kids/teens movie. I started to watch it with my kids and after 5-6 totally unnecessary, crude and not even remotely funny profanities I felt as though I was being mocked for renting it. The first one sucked too; if they could have had a little class, an ounce of good taste and left me with a shred of dignity then I might have enjoyed either one of them; but... NO! This movie can burn in Hell.

Lacks the charm and fun of both the original with Robin Williams and the reboot. The jokes are one note and seldom land. The performances are surprisingly bad all around. The premise of Danny Devito and Danny Glover's characters not understanding the whole concept of being in a video game is stupid. It gets old really fast and even though it's never funny, they keep using that joke over and over and over. Don't waste your time or your money. With a cast packed with comedic talent it's a crime they were forced to slog through the empty, boring, cash grab.

I actually preorder through Amazon. Took me two days to watch because its frustratingly bad. Humor relies primarily on old people tropes (ugh). Story is basic and uninteresting compared to the original and the previous movie. I recommend waiting for it to be on a platform that you already have access to such as Netflix. It's too bad really because all things considered it did show that the actors have more range it just... wasn't a good movie.