Nitin (Akshay Kumar) and Ram (Suniel Shetty) are only lucky in love, aside from their lives being a big zero not unlike their bank accounts! Now their rich girlfriends, Anjali (Katrina Kaif) and Manpreet (Sameera Reddy) have given them an ultimatum, earn enough money so that we can elope or forget us forever. Broke and desperate Nitin and Ram need to make big money fast. They hit upon an audacious plan, to kidnap Moolchandji, the spoiled dog of wealthy Kujeet Kaur (Archana Puran Singh). But Moolchandji runs away, and the police think it’s Nitin who’s been kidnapped. As the guys try to get their hands on the ransom money, they encounter characters like a Chinese Don, a hired assassin, an ACB officer, a club dancer, an Ambassador, a young frustrated wife, a letch, a drunken waiter and a dead body nobody wants.
